Showing posts with label you need new friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label you need new friends. Show all posts

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Sources say...


former soap star Victoria Rowell will soon be added to the cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta... bye bye Nene.

Source: Freddy O.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tiger Woods' doctor arrested on drug charges


Tiger Woods' doctor, Anthony Galea, was arrested at the U.S-Canadian border on drug charges after he was caught in possession of Actovegin, a performance enhancing drug made from human growth hormone and calf's blood. Dr. Galea is now accused of administering performance enhancing drugs to numerous prominent athletes across the sports spectrum. The investigation is ongoing.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Chad Ochocinco = Chad X


Controversial NFL player Chad Ocho Cinco is contemplating yet another name change. He had previously legally changed his name from Chad Johnson to Chad Ocho Cinco. While his current name has a bit of a latin flair, this time he went transpacific to the Land of the Rising Sun for his new name. Ocho Cinco announced on his UStream channel Sunday before the Detroit Lions game, his new name will be "Hachi Go," which is Japanese for "Eight Five." Chad decided on the name after a Japanese film crew in town for a special on the Bengals encouraged him to adopt the Japanese version of his surname. Being perpetually thirsty for attention and an all around prankster, Chad went for it. Frankly, I think he should just change his name to Chad X and be done with it.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Elf threatens mall Santa



Now you've got to darn near pack heat to go visit Santa. A grown man dressed as an elf showed up to take pictures with Santa at the Southlake Mall. As if that weren't alarming enough, when the man got up to Santa, he confessed he was strapped with dynamite. Santa called the mall cops who called the po-po. The mall was shut down and searched, but they did not find any explosives. William C. Caldwell of Morrow, Georgia, was arrested and charged with making terroristic threats and reckless conduct.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Yet more foolishness from Ron Artest





Why oh why did this man think it was a good idea to go on national television in his boxer shorts?

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

True Confessions:'twilight-new moon'..a cautionary tale


Our trash can is broken. So my wife says, "Let's run over to Bed,Bath and Beyond and pick out a new one, I have a $10 coupon." Kool and the Gang, we purchase a new can and some K-cups, then we go to Starbucks. I'm sipping on my chocolate espresso truffle, next thing I know my black ass is stitting in the AMC holding a giant pretzel watching previews, all of which should go straight to DVD and Robert Pattinson is in every one of them.

Anyway my review, obviously I didn't read any of the series of books but this grungy girl's boyfriend leaves her, he's a vampire who drives a Volvo, uses rear-view mirrors, goes to class, attends cocktail parties, wears crosses, lights candles, get they picture taken, buys garlic cloves at Publix, just does a bunch of things your average vampire doesn't do.

Grungy lady does dangerous, suicidal things to herself throughout the flick to see if her vampire-ex is still looking out for her including extreme motorcycling, hooking up with an entire motorcycle gang, moodily staring out the window for six months straight, not talking to her friends, slapping werewolves upside the head and cliff diving. I'm hoping all the time at some point she's successful so I can go home and watch football.

Personally, I thought she should have hung with the werewolves, but Courtney Love ends up flying to Italy to attend an Adam Lambert concert in a cathedral and to save her vampire boyfriend who was fixing to reveal himself (get publicly buck nekkid) at the Feast of the Miracle of St. Annas. Now, I may have told you the ending but I wouldn't know, I had to pee and soon the entire restroom was full so the film mercifully must have ended.

I rate a movie not by thumbs, but how it hurts your ass to sit through it. Using theatre chairs, its an inverse scale like golf, so the less theatre chairs the better. Sorry to say, 'twilight new-moon' gets 4 out of 5 chairs it was almost like the ass whuppin I got for lighting my drumsticks afire then playing them on the cardboard ice cream containers in the house. No worse than the argument I would of had to sit through if I didn't go to the movie.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Tila Tequila lost it


Since you haven't been paying enough attention to quasi-adult-film star Tila Tequila, she had to resort to drastic measures. Tila had a meltdown on her live U-Stream channel Thursday stripping naked and ranting about her ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman abusing her. She called him a "woman beater" and said of herself, “I am an angel…because I am here to save the world with my army.” Ooooookay. So now she's the messiah? Methinks we are all lost if that's the case. Girl get help.

The breakdown comes just days after filing a $1.5 million lawsuit against her ex-boyfriend, NFL star Shawne Merriman, for battery and false imprisonment. Tila issued a statement blaming her unusual behavior on anxiety and flashbacks from the alleged abuse.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009


The Memphis Grizzlies announced yesterday that the strained one-year contract with 10-time All-Star and former league MVP Allen Iverson has ended after he played only three games. After the AP quoted owner Michael Heisley last week saying the team would "gladly" trade Iverson if a better prospect came along, The Grizzlies insist Iverson's departure is a mutual decision. He officially began an indefinite leave of absence on Nov. 7 to deal with "a personal issue".

General Manager chris Wallace released a statement saying, “Because of personal matters that forced him to leave the team on November 7, Allen will step away from the game at this time, allowing him to focus on those matters. As a result, we will be ending our contractual agreement with Allen, which will allow both parties to move forward. We wish Allen the best.”

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Wendy Williams Show 'Black-lash'



Why are the only guests Wendy can book for her show is Kathy Griffin, Kim Coles, Rosie Perez, Ray J, Robin Givens and Faizon Love?

A source says,“Despite declarations from producers that Wendy has changed, they are are begging the biggest stars in the business to come on her show, but they’re getting turned down flat.”

Her talk show is a cross between Howard Stern and Tyra Banks, but A-list African American celebrities including Mariah Carey, Whitney, LL Cool J, Denzel Washington, Usher, Tyler Perry and Diddy — have all refused to visit the show and boost her ratings. “Wendy isn’t that far removed from her days of bashing black Hollywood’s who’s who on her radio show, and people have long memories,” says a booking source close to the talk show.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Rick Ross Robbed by Groupies....Caught on tape



Apparently, some smooth criminals got all dolled up made their way to Rick Ross and his crew’s hotel room at the Hilton in downtown Nashville after a performance to get their proverbial groupie on. The four sticky-fingered women then proceeded to do their best “Set It Off” impersonation, without the guns and violence, by relieving Ricky of over $60,000 worth of his personal belongs including jewelry and a laptop.

Of course, the getaway wasn't clean, and the suspects were caught on the hotel's candid camera. They better hope Crime Stoppers finds them before the Boss and his crew.

Monday, September 21, 2009

For some reason


For some reason Shar Jackson walked the red carpet at the Emmy Awards last night. She wore one of the latest House of Dereon couture creations...OK lemme stop. I don't even need to take time to make fun of that arrow dress. The picture speaks for itself.

Drake has eggwhites egg on his face



Drake has eggwhites egg on his face after indignantly blogging that Kia Shine was lying about writing some of "Best I Ever Had." Kia Shine was photographed holding up three BMI awards for Drake's smash hit "Best I Ever Had" sparking rumors he was a ghostwriter for the song. Kia Shine released a statement claiming a publishing percentage for Drake's album because it sampled a song he had written:

Drake sampled the melody, some of the words, cadence, etc. So because I had
already registered the original record, my business was in order. I sent in the
Drake record and let my legal team handle it from there. We were able to settle
at 25% of the “Best I Ever Had” publishing. It’s a blessing, but the moral of
the story is to “follow up to get your dollars up” and always be prepared and on
top of your business.
Drake denied Kia's claims in his own blog, in essence saying he was lying:

There have been questions posed to me the last few days about the writing of
Best I Ever Had and I figured I’d take the time to clear the air directly. I
have never met Kia Shine or worked with him. I wrote the entire composition in
Toronto and I borrowed one line from a Lil Wayne song that he produced the BEAT for. The claims of 25% ownership are false and for a artist to brag about splits on a song is distasteful to begin with.

Well, Drake is looking kind of foolish right about now because Kia does indeed own a percentage of the publishing rights to Drake's song. He needs to check into getting new advisors and/or management since they neglected to tell him this and let him put himself out there like that.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Are you effin serious?


E! News is reporting Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are planning to get married. The two began dating for "a few weeks" and are currently planning their wedding. Khloe's older sister, Kim, told People Magazine, "They're very, very happy," she said. "They've been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable. Khloe thinks he's amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly."

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Merriman Has Too Many Shots of Tequila


San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was placed under citizens arrest Sunday by television reality show hostess and model Tila Nguyen, and accused of choking her, a spokeswoman for the San Diego County Sheriff's Department said.

Deputies responded around 3:45 a.m. to the 6'4", 25-year-old Merriman's house in the 12000 block of Sage Crest Drive in Poway, after a 4'11" woman called to say she was choked by the player and physically restrained when she had tried to leave, said Jan Caldwell of the Sheriff's Department.

Nguyen, who has also appeared on pornographic Web sites as Tila Tequila, signed a citizen's arrest complaint accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Nguyen, 27, was the hostess of "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila" for two seasons on MTV, and photo spreads of her modeling have appeared in a number of men's magazines.

The woman was taken to Pomerado Hospital, and Merriman was taken into custody. His status at Central Jail was not released by authorities, pending a news conference at noon Sunday.

Merriman was the 12th overall pick out of the University of Maryland in the 2005 draft, and had 39.5 sacks in his first three years. The three-time Pro Bowler is considered the linchpin of the Bolts defense, and his absence last year was a major reason behind the 8-8 regular season record.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Our Favorite Cover Girl at a FEMALE Skripper Party


(if it was photoshop they could have shopped in a hotter skripper....why she wearin the motel drapes?!)

Queen is celebrating the release of her seventh CD, Persona, which took no. 25 on the charts this week. Anchored by Cool & Dre’s production, the album sold 18,400 units.