Saturday, January 30, 2010

Javaris Crittenton guilty of gun charge


Washington Wizards guard, Javaris Crittenton, plead guilty to a misdemeanor gun charge in relation to an  encounter with Wizards teammate Gilbert Arenas.  He plead guilty to possession of an unregistered firearm and was by a judge to participate in youth outreach programs.  He also received one year of probation.  Arenas has been suspended indefinitely as a result of the encounter and his subsequent court sentence.

Ocho Cinco is now a rapper



Cincinnatti Bengals' Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco Hachi Go debuted his first rap single "Dat Ain't My Baby" at LeBron James' party in Miami this past weekend.

Usher: "Hey Daddy" full video

Apple releases an iPhone for seniors


now this is the iPad Apple should have unveiled:

Mariah Carey feat. Nicki Minaj "Up Outta My Face" music video

Friday, January 29, 2010

What happens if I make a Jackson Family post? (ducks head/changes ip address)


Michael Jackson's children Paris and Prince Michael are scheduled to appear on the Grammy Awards hopefully without their 8 uncles Sunday night to accept a lifetime achievement award on behalf of their father.

Diamond Blue may be the daddy


Diamond Blue of Pretty Ricky (who?)--you KNOW, "Grind With Me" Pretty Ricky--(oh...), anyway, Diamond Blue Twittered that the chick who is claiming to be his babymama may in fact be telling the truth.  Tisha Campbell's little sister Tiara just had a premature baby girl named Nina Minaji Campbell.  Diamond Blue admits to grinding on her but says he was a safety boy.

Any magazine cover will do...


Ciara trying to clean up her image on a little something called JACK Magazine (never heard of it). Her fourth album should drop this year and she's trying not to drop her profile-platinum in Italy is like 250 records and you become a citizen...

Who you think Pink is talking about in 'Stupid Girls'?


Pink has apparently hit a sore note with some fans after she seemingly-mocked music Golden Girl Beyonce during a concert in Liverpool, England last month:

Pam Anderson at a Rite Aid somewheres


promoting her new fragrance Hep C Malibu...

Oh yeah, while the Lakers were visiting the White House on Monday,
the President got to meet Lamar Odom's wife either that or Michelle was making him take out the trash...is that an old weave she trying to hand him?

UT OH! the General has some 'splainin to do y'all


Did my Uncle Generalissimo Lurry Platt steal the epic 'Pants on the Graaan'?The Green Brothers of Highland Park, Michigan think so.

Check out they 1996 video “Back Pockets on the Floor”....

They have retained the Cochran Firm to pursue their copyrights vs American Idol (they know my uncle broke-but he has the record contract).

Hold up, Otis the drunk, Betty White, Koko Taylor and Suga Mama just formed a soul train line...

While we on Otis the drunk, check out my Auntie Viv on the Bender Ball working out to Luda's "How Low Can You Go"....

LisaRaye shows Prime Minister Misick what he's been missin'

You feelin' skinny Luther or fat Luther?


Missy Elliot in an updated outfit from 'The Rain' video out at the Pink Elephant on Monday night...

Thursday, January 28, 2010

President Obama's first State of the Union Address












Yeah, we know it's long as hell, but this is important; pay attention dammit!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Jason Kidd Missed the Knick Game on Sun.


His girlfriend, Uncle Russell Simmons-ex Porsche-la Coleman was delivering his baby...that's what happens when you don't pick up your dribble...

Gary Coleman was arrested again


The NY Daily News reports that following a seizure a few days earlier, Gary was put into some Fisher Price handcuffs last week, arrested by the po-lice in Utah? and charged with domestic assault is beating your own ass considered assault?. They say Gary was working on a flick in Utah and he received the bail money after he agreed that the producers could use nude footage of him in the film (has he ever heard of "advance?").
Anyway, here's Gary's mugshot:

Anna Mae Bullock at Paris Fashion Week


meanwhile, Donatella Versace is photographed topless at the beach you notice noone within 27 miles want to rub suntan lotion on her wranklee ass

While we keepin it "70", Etta James was 72 on Monday...

Sade out promoting 'Prisoner of Love'


...at the BBC Studios in London

This is my favorite commercial...I dont care what you say...

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Man finds $3,100 in trash

A man in Stuart, Florida found $3,100 in cash while rummaging through the trash behind his apartment complex.  Warren Bendix was sifting through garbage in a trash pile when he came across a framed photo of the Apollo 8 launch that caught his eye.  He liked the photo but did not like the frame, so he set about removing it.  He soon made a startling discovery:  three envelopes containing 24 $100 bills and 35 $20 bills--$3,100 in all. 

Instead of pocketing the money, Bendix called the Stuart police and turned the money in.  "No, that large sum of money I wouldn't keep," Bendix said. "If it was something small maybe, but not that large sum of money. Somebody needed it. They lost it."  Police traced the photo to the apartment of a deceased person; the complex had cleaned out the person's belongings and discarded them to ready the apartment for new occupants.  If the sum of money goes unclaimed for 90 days, and police cannot find any heirs in that time, the money will go to Bendix. 


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Whitney Houston and Clive Davis are livid



Clive Davis and his biggest project yet, Whitney Houston, are livid that her new album I Look To You was completely overlooked for a Grammy nomination.  Producers pushed up the release date of the album to make it eligible for Grammy nominations this year.  Word is, they expected it to be nominated for album of the year, as well as other prestigious categories.    The album was certified platinum at the end of November.  Danja, who produced several tracks on the album had this to say to Billboard.com
 “I’m a little disappointed because she put together a classic album. Her overall comeback is something to be noted but I’m a believer that great people and great music will always show its head.”
Whitney's label also released a statement:
“Considering the level of critical acclaim the album received and the sales to date, one million in the U.S. and two million worldwide, we’re surprised,” said Mika El-Baz.
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Diddy's got it like that


Supposedly Diddy gave his son Justin Dior Combs (he needs his ass whooped for naming him Dior) a $350,000 Maybach for his sixteenth birthday along with a $10,000 check to deposit in a bank account.  What did you get for your sweet sixteenth?  I just had a party.  I think I would have been more impressed if he had given him a $10,000 car and $350,000 to deposit in the bank, but I guess I have my priorities screwed up.  That must be it.

They say....


Jamie Foxx is in contention to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol when he leaves after this season...now only if HE knew it...

Auntie Lauryn performance Sat Night in New Zealand

Monday, January 25, 2010

Rapper Trina might adopt a Haitian child

Rapper Trina, made famous by her association with Slip-n-Slide Records, isn't stopping with telethons when it comes to helping the people of Haiti.  She released the following statement via her publicist:


“With the current state that Haiti is in right now, I personally feel like donating monetary and physical possessions is an enormous and vast donation; however, I would like to contribute on a higher level for more personal reasons like being ready to raise/nurture a child and by being involved on a day to day basis,” Trina states.


“The tragic and untimely list of events that have happened in Haiti–even before the recent “Earthquake”–have made me realize how blessed I am as an individual. I want to share that with a child who is a victim in this disturbing time, in addition to adding on to my immediate family circle.”
“I am in the financial position to adopt, therefore, I am taking it into deep consideration at this time. I have always admired other individuals for adopting children not so much for their celebrity status, but more so because of the nurturing and invaluable change and joy it will bring to a child’s life.”
“Lastly, the fact that I am considering adopting a child from Haiti is even more significant to me because a great deal of adopted children come into the United States from larger countries–like China, Russia and African countries. I also have family members that are of Haitian descent.”

You might be a Negro



Controversy has erupted because the United States Census Bureau continues to include "Negro" as a racial designation on its census forms.  The Census Bureau is gearing up to mail out the forms for its once-a-decade nationwide count.  The forms traditionally include questions about household income, ages of occupants, and race.  Under this year's question, "what is this person's race?", choices include "Black, African Am., or negro".   The inclusion of a word that is now practically only found in the names of one our oldest civic organizations, The United Negro College Fund, has drawn the ire of some civil rights organizations.  Personally, I usually respond with curiosity whenever someone uses the term "negro" to describe someone's race; utterance of the term "colored" elicits the same reaction as would the appearance of the now-extinct Do Do bird.  The Census Bureau is toying with deleting the term along with deleting or rearranging several other questions about race and ethnicity.

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What if you picked up a date and she came out the crib in THIS?!

Congratulations to Mo'Nique...


for winning the best supporting actress award for 'Precious' at the SAG (Shave Against the Grain) presentation on Saturday night.

J-Lo does G-Lo monologue...

Queen Bee after her NYC performance with Timbaland

Sunday, January 24, 2010

This year's first Super Bowl commercial...


2010 Doritos Crash the SuperBowl Contest....winner...

"Do Burlington Coat Factory still sell my suits?"


is the new host of Family Feud this fall...

Prince pens a 'Super Bowl Shuffle' for his Vikings


Prince released a new song about the Minnesota Vikings.

Prince said he hadn’t seen the Vikings play in a very long time, until he went to the game against the Dallas Cowboys last week.

“I saw the future,” said Prince.

He said he went home that night, wrote the song, "Purple and Gold," and said the song came easy and fast.

The Vikings love it and plan to put it on their website.

The new song by Prince was released just ahead of the NFC Championship game against the New Orleans Saints.