How you gonna act like that?

Add Tyrese to the list of celebs with a stalker. Tyrese's alleged sidepiece stalker, Patricia has been tweeting Ty saying "Now that your wife is finally out of the picture Daddy, it's my turn."

Tyrese’s response? “She’s every bit of crazy and Looney Tunes.”

Oh, so she's not just crazy, but Looney Tunes, too. She must be stopped.

It's a Chick Fight!

El Pollo Loco is trying to horn in on KFC’s botched attempt to drive recession customers to its restaurants. This past week KFC and their #1 customer of all time Oprah distributed downloadable coupons for a free two piece grilled chicken meal. Restaurants were slammed with lines stretching around the block and 2 hour waits in some areas. Fights, sit-ins, and riots broke out at some locations when they ran out of chicken and others refused to honor the coupon. The coupon isn’t good for Mother’s Day so The Crazy Chicken decided to accept KFC’s coupons for the holiday. Other chains might follow their example

Update: KFC has stopped accepting the free chicken coupons for the time being. The chain will issue rainchecks good for a free meal plus a drink to anyone who mails in the coupons.

Rihanna Sent Birthday Presents to Chris

According to the Daily Mirror Rihanna sent several pricey gifts to Chris for his recent birthday. Chris received a pair of limited edition Air Force Ones worth $1524 and an expensive Tag Heuer watch. Rihanna’s new boyfriend, Andrew Bynum, hit the roof when he found out. Sources say he is questioning whether he and Rihanna got together too soon. Rihanna tried to calm him down by saying she bought the presents a long time ago and that her people sent them to Chris without her knowledge.

*cue Silkk the Shocker’s “It Ain’t My Fault”

What do y’all think? Does Rihanna still have feelings for Chris?

Paula's never been drunk in her life

Paula told a radio station yesterday she never made the statements quoted online by the Ladies Home Journal. She first said her statements were taken out of context. Then she said:

“It was very stressful for me to hear that and to be quoted saying something I’ve never said,” Abdul told the radio station. "I’ve never checked into a rehab clinic, I’ve never been addicted or abused drugs and I’ve never been addicted or abused alcohol. I’ve never been drunk in my life.”

But Abdul did not dispute everything in the magazine article. One of the radio hosts asked about a quote in the Ladies’ Home Journal article in which Abdul, after the description of her checking into the spa, said that she suffered freezing cold, chattering teeth and excruciating pain.

Paula acknowledged the statement saying “That actually is true.”
I love going to the spa and I’ve never purchased the ‘excruciatingly painful meat locker effect’ package. I wonder if they sell a lot of those.

Rihanna lets you look under her umbrella

Rihanna lets you look under her umbrella to see just how bad a good girl can get. The question now for stars isn't is there a sex tape or are there nude pics, but when will they come out. They usually get "leaked" when a star's career desperately needs a boost. A lot of folks have been debating about who leaked these pics. What do you think?

Click here to see a good girl gone bad

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

Cassie is accelerating her downward spiral. I predict the following in the next three months:

1. sex tape
2. car "accident"
3. botched obvious suicide attempt
4. pregnancy
5. retreat to a "spa" for rest from either drug addiction exhaustion or dehydration
6. a new young girlfriend for Diddy

and finally

7. a statement from Kim Porter insisting Diddy never loved Cassie and he professed his love for Kim throughout their relationship

N.S.F.W. version

I'm Just (Here for the Lortab)

Paula Abdul debuted her new single I’m Just (Here for the Lortab Music) on this week’s American Idol. Paula revealed in the June issue of Ladies Home Journal that she has been addicted to prescription painkillers for nearly 30 years. (Like we didn’t know.) Abdul began taking painkillers as a 17-year-old dancer for an unspecified injury. (Who was feeding her habit?) She then continued after a plane crash neck injury in 1993. (Why didn’t anyone confront her?) Paula checked herself into a posh California rehab spa to detox over Thanksgiving. Too bad we can’t tell she’s kicked the habit.

Sorry Charlie Manny

Major League Baseball just suspended Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez for 50 games for using performance enhancing drugs. He joins the ranks for Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire, A-Rod, and Giambi.

(Who is Giambi? I don't follow baseball like that. I might follow Manny. He's lookin right in this pic. Plus I hear he'll have a lot of free time now.)

Trick Daddy Says Rick Ross Is A 'Kid' Who Needs Discipline

“I got new rules. I'm going back to the old ass-whoopin' days," Trick Daddy proclaimed Wednesday (May 6). "I'm gonna start beating my kid's ass."
Trick loves the kids but this "kid" is overgrown Rick Ross. Trick said Ross' disrespect has gone far enough on Angela Yee's Shade 45 satellite-radio show.
"I'd like to apologize for my kid's misbehaving in class. ... I let Ross start eating table food too fast," Trick joked. "When you don't raise your kids, they will throw their hands up at you."
T-Double-D said he supported Ross, so he was taken aback by Ross' recent comments about him on the now-infamous "Valley of Death" from Deeper Than Rap. Trick was offended when Ross dissed his trustworthiness on BET.
"I was a big Ross fan," Trick told Yee. "If you check all my interviews, the Web, radio, I never dissed him ... I supported him." Rick even had the balls to call up Trick to tell him he would be talking greasy and taking shots at him in public.
"I said, 'What? Taking shots? While you're taking shots, what the f--- you think I'm gonna do?' "
This beef comes at an opportune time for Trick. He has the lead single on the just-released “Next Day Air” soundtrack and he’s coming out with his next LP, Finally Famous this summer. Trick Daddy, who recently revealed his struggle with lupus, is planning to release his autobiography Magic City: Trials of a Native Son in August.

Foxy Doesn't Look That Damn Bad These Days

Rick Ross is so obsessed with his collection of designer sunglasses he always wears a pair during sex. The Hustlin’ star was inspired by late rapper Notorious B.I.G. to customise his growing collection of shades, costing up to $2250 (Gbp1500) each.
And he’s become so attached to the diamond-encrusted eyewear it’s often the only item he’ll keep on when stripping down for a steamy session of love-making. Rick Ross says “I’ve had sex in my shades, sometimes I wear my clear ones. A lot of ladies compliment my eyelashes so I don’t want people to see them, I’m shy, so wear my shades all the time. I never told nobody that before.”

Don’t these negroes know this is a recession? Shoot! Foxy’s laying right there. She knows from being broke, believe me. And recently, too.

Sourced from the postchronicle.com

The Neverending Wardrobe Malfunction

Her ti^^y hasn’t been hanging out for 5 years so why is this case still hanging on? Janet—Miss Jackson if you’re nasty’s 2004 Superbowl “wardrobe malfunction” lasted 9/16ths of a second; this was barely long enough for most viewers to even notice the ti^^y was out. Still, the case has wound its way up to the Supreme Court of the United States. On Monday, the High Court directed an appellate court to reconsider reinstating the more than half-million dollar fine against CBS Corp. imposed by the FCC for transmitting indecency. For those of you who missed it. If you’re impatient, skip to 1:19

You be the judge: will.i.am in X-MEN Origins: Wolverine

Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am stars as John Wraith, a teleporter who befriends the mutant title Character Wolverine. He had this to say about his performance, which he hasn’t seen:

"I'm nervous to see my performance," said the self-described "X-Men" fan. "My participation in it automatically lends itself to: That dude messed the film up."
What do you think? Did he mess it up?

Sandhurst from Make Me a Supermodel Gets Bucket Nekid

If y'all follow Bravo's Make Me a Supermodel like I do then you know Sandhurst no introduction needed. He is 6'3" of chocolate fineness and chiseled to perfection. Even Tyson knows he's the truth. Check out the grin he gives everytime he sees Sandy walk the runway. This past Wednesday was the naked episode where they all had to take pics with nothing but one accessory of their choice. Sandhurst chose driving gloves. This self-proclaimed African god-warrior had to repeat acclaimations to himself to keep his nerves up and his *ahem* down.

"My body is a temple and that temple should be visited and photographed often."

Amen.

Excuse me while I go plan my tour.

I'm working on getting the naked pic on here. Come back soon!

The V stands for...

Very wealthy and Very happy with Vlad! Naomi covers V Magazine. She looks happy as hell. Maybe Vlad can pull a Djimon on her Kimora-acting azz.

Kelly needs a new bio

Kelly Rowland's new show The Fashion Show premieres tonight on Bravo at 10 o'clock Eastern. She is a co-host and judge on the show with designer Isaac Mizrahi. Here's Kelly's bio from the Bravo site:

Judge and co-host Kelly Rowland is a best-selling Grammy-winning solo artist and a founding member of Destiny's Child, the top-selling female recording group of all-time. Rowland proved a major contributing force to the group's record-breaking global popularity as they racked up sales of more than 100 million records worldwide while earning three Grammy Awards. She successfully debuted as a solo artist in 2002 with the album "Simply Deep," which sold over 2.5 million copies worldwide and included the hit single "Dilemma." The duet, with rapper Nelly, earned the Grammy for Best Rap/Sung Collaboration in 2002 and spent 10 weeks at No. 1 on Billboard's Hot 100. Her follow-up album, "Ms. Kelly," was released in 2007. Rowland has appeared in a number of television and film projects including the features Freddy vs. Jason, and The Seat Filler, executive produced by Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, and the television series The Hughleys and American Dreams. She also served as a choir leader on NBC's creative competition series Clash of the Choirs.

I wonder why she left out her multiple tours of duty in the wig crypt as head wig brusher and weave repairer. She didn't even mention her time as Branson's Black Virgin either.

What does it take to get to wife status?

Old Rushing Russ had this to say about his ex-wife right before Mothers' Day:

To all the fathers out there, it's almost Mother's Day, so you better start thinking about doing the right thing...Flowers, dinner, breakfast in bed, tuition, something special...Everyone knows Kimora Lee Simmons as a fashion model, author, the genius behind Baby Phat, President and creative director for Phat Fashions, philanthropist, reality television star, talk show host, top model judge…the list goes on and on. To me, she has been my partner, best friend, consultant, confidant and basically the greatest mother I could ever hope for, for my daughters. I feel so blessed to continue to have such a great personal and professional relationship with her. Every time I spend time with our girls, I credit her for giving them their manners, thoughtfulness, intelligence, beauty and kindness.
A lot of you fathers, if you look deeply inside of yourself, you will find the support system in your baby’s mama, that allows you the freedom to sleep at night. Even though you are partly disconnected from the daily process of raising your children, you can trust that she’s getting the job done. So celebrate your baby’s mama, as I do! I know damn well, I’m grateful for my babies’ mama.
Happy Mother's Day Kimora! You are loved, appreciated and celebrated!
All my love,Russell

That was very touching. $40,000 a month in child support, regular socializing, AND a public tribute? He referred to her twice as his baby's mama (what does it take to get to wife status with him?), but I think it's safe to say she put it on him. He is forever whipped by her fabulosity!

Shades of Beyonce

Usher attended the Boys & Girls Club of Chattanooga as a child and has recently signed on to be a spokesperson. He had this to say at the unveiling of his billboard last month:

"Places like the Boys & Girls Club helped me be that icon I am today."

I think it's wonderful Usher is speaking up for this wonderful organization, but he is really believing all that smoke Tameka blew up his ass last night. You have to be around for more than a decade or two to be an icon.

Yes, Michael is being sued AGAIN!

Michael Jackson's longtime spokesperson Raymone Bain is suing him. Here is her statement:

"It is with deep regret that I find myself at this place, having to file a lawsuit against my longtime employer, and someone whom I have greatly admired and respected, Michael Jackson.“Mr. Jackson and I have had a long, productive and mutually beneficial business relationship.“Unfortunately, Mr. Jackson has elected not to honor the financial obligationsof our contractual relationship, despite my numerous attempts to amicably resolve this matter. I am sincerely disappointed in Mr. Jackson’s failure to honor his obligations.“This lawsuit will result in some discussion about the relationship between Mr. Jackson and me. Hypothetical theories, accusations and rumors, if gauging from the past, will be many. However, all of these will be replaced in court with the truth."

She has worked for him for years. Michael's brother fired her in 2005 during his child molestation trial. Michael turned around and made her General Manager of his company in 2006. What kind of hold does she have over him? If she has known and worked for him for all this time, girlfriend should know without a doubt that Michael can't be bothered with paying bills himself--he is too busy being a musical genius. She should see his accountants about that little bill of hers.

Michelle O. and Oprah at Time's Most Influential People Gala

First Lady Michelle Obama and media mogul Oprah Winfrey shared a moment at Times 100 Most Influential People Gala. Oprah is the only person to have appeared on the list every year since its inception. Time will tell if Michelle maintains her influence. She has a very classic Jackie O. look about her with the eyebrows and jawline, doesn't she? What do you think about Oprah's influence in America, good or bad?

I'm Just A Boy: Smash it or Trash it

Rihanna is trying to break out of the mold and reinvigorate her career with this gutsy new boy-inspired hairstyle and new take on a men's tuxedo. What do you think? Smash it or trash it?

Halle Steps Out at Wolverine

Storm looked fantastic at the LA premiere of Wolverine. (Wasn't that the #1 movie this past weekend?) She accessorized her Herve Leroux dress with a pair of $450 Camilla Skovgaard Barbero heels and her million dollar smile.

Cassie Gets Assie Out

I think it's official. Cassie has officially lost it! This girl here (smh) this girl is doing everything she possibly can to rebel against Daddy (oops! I mean Diddy). She has shaved half her head (perhaps in preparation for a lobotomy) and now she's taking nude pics. You know Diddy wants to keep that on lock. Maybe she's one of those women who would calm down if she got pregnant like Kimora.