Major League Baseball just suspended Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez for 50 games for using performance enhancing drugs. He joins the ranks for Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire, A-Rod, and Giambi.
(Who is Giambi? I don't follow baseball like that. I might follow Manny. He's lookin right in this pic. Plus I hear he'll have a lot of free time now.)
Manny is foine! Unfortunately fine doesn't mean non-stupid.
ReplyDeletedude got busted for taking a female hormone usually taken to come down off a steroid cycle (so you KNOW he's growin B-Cups)...they STILL sell his dread wigs at the Dodger gift sto' though...
ReplyDeleteFemale hormones? eeew! There goes my fantasy of pulling on that hair while I ride him on the pitcher's mound.
ReplyDeleteHe will LOSE around $7-$8 million in salary over those 50 games... Dumb Guy, Dumb Guy
ReplyDeleteVery dumb, dumb guy. Gosh.
ReplyDelete"...I might follow Manny. He's lookin right in this pic. Plus I hear he'll have a lot of free time now.)"
*side eye* @ Safari. Fuck this recession, huh? LOL
I retract that statement now DaShit. I found out he was taking FEMALE hormones. No thanks. I'm good.
ReplyDeleteManny made a stupid move. The establishment is gunning for athletes now with these hormones. They made an example outta his ass.
ReplyDeletewhy did he feel like he had to do this?
ReplyDeleteHe is one hellafied cutie! I don't even watch baseball and the moment I think I'm going to give it a try, he gets suspended for 50 games. Oh well. See you in July (or perhaps August depending on the number of games they play per week).
ReplyDeleteHe is a cutie but I bet with those hormones he has a B cup and a mangina now.
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