Stop the madness!

R. Kelly says he has another 15 chapters of "Trapped In The Closet" written and ready to go.  Y'all know you bought the bootleg DVD.

2010 52nd GrammysWeezy, Drake, and Eminem

If you have to bleep out that much of a performance, you may as well just cut out all the audio.

Javaris Crittenton guilty of gun charge

Washington Wizards guard, Javaris Crittenton, plead guilty to a misdemeanor gun charge in relation to an  encounter with Wizards teammate Gilbert Arenas.  He plead guilty to possession of an unregistered firearm and was by a judge to participate in youth outreach programs.  He also received one year of probation.  Arenas has been suspended indefinitely as a result of the encounter and his subsequent court sentence.

Gilbert Arenas charged with felony

Suspended Washington Wizards point guard Gilbert Arenas was charged with a felony gun violation charge after admitting to drawing a weapon in the Wizards' lockerroom on December 21, 2009. He was charged with one count of carrying a pistol without a license and will have a hearing at 2:30pm today. Reportedly, he has already reached a plea deal and will not do jail time.

Pat Robertson says Haiti got what was coming to it

Just in case you were writing a dissertation on it...

Keyshia Cole explains her particular family drama

Keyshia Cole released a statement about her family drama with Frankie and Neffe through her publicist:

STATEMENT FROM KEYSHIA COLE
“To all my friends and fans – It’s time that I clear the air. It’s not a secret that I haven’t been in contact with my mother Frankie, and my sisters Neffe and Elite and I never wanted to air out our differences to the public. While I won’t go into detail here I find it necessary to let you guys know I decided to stop communication with them because I was at a point in my life where I needed serenity and peace to move forward. Please know I love my family very much but it was time to let it go. You guys are a witness to a lot of what was happening from watching on air and online. Now that I am becoming a mom my passion for having a loving and peaceful home for my child is my #1 priority. It’s very important to both Daniel and I. My plate is very full; I have a new baby coming, we are planning our wedding and I am working in the studio on a new album that I am close to completing. The stress that my family is giving me with their constant false reports is not healthy and it’s not what I need at this time in my life. Please understand that there are only a few people that can officially confirm or deny anything that’s happening in my life and that’s me, Daniel, and my publicist, Tresa Sanders. And my girl Monica never lies.”

Love Your Girl,
KC

Yet more foolishness from Ron Artest

Why oh why did this man think it was a good idea to go on national television in his boxer shorts?

The View makes another rape misstep

ABC's "Modern Family" star Sophia Vergara visited the women of the View to promote her new show. When asked how her character could possibly have a 18-year-old son, she jokes "I was raped at 13!" The View cast laughed along with her, but this is not funny. You might recall how Whoopi Goldberg stepped in a steaming pile a month or so ago regarding the Roman Polanski extradition when she said "I mean it wasn't rape rape?" Outrageously, the media seems to have forgotten her remarks and let her off the hook. I haven't.

Kids, stay in school

"Winner" (if you can call it that) of Real Chance of Love Hot Wings has been tweeting about how she can't get in touch with Chance. Well, after Hot Wings' followers started tossing about accusationas of his homosexuality he shot back a rebuttal to Miss Wings: “HOTWINGS DIS HOTWINGS DAT LOL YALL DONT WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! LOL LOLOLOL SO GET OFF MY NUTTZ ABOUT DAT…GET READY FOR THE CRUSH…I GOT SO MUCH POWER AND MONEY BEHIND MY NEW SINGLE THATS COMING OUT I FEEL SORRY IF UR NOT LIL WEEZY CAUSE MONEY TALKS BIATCH!!!!!!!!…RE TWEET DEEZ NUTTZ IN YA MOUTH IF U WANT SUM TO TWIT…IM HAPPY ABOUT WHATS ABOUT TO HAPPEN I TOOK OVA REALITY TV NOW ITS TIME FO THE MUSIC TO MAKE NIGGAZ LOOK SAD THEN MY MOVIE WILL SHUT U UP…THEN U CAN LICK MY NUTTZ AGAIN…NOW I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY HATERS FOLLOW U….. CAUSE THEY REALLY WANNA BE LIKE U BUT THERE SO LOW IN THE MIND THAT THERE DREAMS NEVER COME TRUE SO THEY HATE THE PEOPLE THEY WISH THEY COULD BE…OH WELL LET ME JUMP IN MY LAMBO AND GO EAT AT THE BEST PLACE I CAN FIND IN BEVERLY HILLS FOR LUNCH…IF UR NOT AS HATER DONT WORRY ABOUT THE THINGS I SAY IM A CRAZY NI**A GOOD PEOPLE DONT LET THE HATER IN U BE EXPOSED CAUSE U BELIVE THE HYPE…THESE CHICKS WANNA CALL ME GAY BUT THERE DADDYS AND LIL BROTHERS BE AT HOME DANCING TO MUSIC VIDEOS IN TANK TOPS AND SKINKY JEANS…OPEN UP YOUR BED ROOM DOOR TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR FAM AND THEN TELL ME WHOZ REALLY GAY…LOL…AND I ONLY MESS WITH CHICKS OLDER THAN ME ANYWAY LADIES WIT SENSE CAUSE IM TIRED OF SLAPPIN RERE YOUNG BITCHES…IM OUT BUT B4 I LEAVE…DONT FORGET TO…RETWIT…DEZ NUTTZ IN YO MOUF TRICK….. LICK EM SLOW…REMEMBER U CANT TAME NO STALLION NICCA”

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Hood Rats whip up a stiletto stir fry...

at a Chinese take out on Halloween...

Keyshia come get your mama

Frankie appeared on Judge Mathis...did you know she's been arrested 33 times?

Halloween Cake or Birthday Cake?

Lil' Wayne birthday cake 30 Rock star Alec Baldwin and 8 Mile star Kim Basinger presented to their 14-year-old daughter Ireland...

Lou Draws....'Sweatpants and Birkenstocks'

It's a Wrap on Balloon Boy...

lil' Falcon may end up personally putting his pops behind bars-here is a short unedited clip of the interview with CNN...

It's the weekennnnnnd BABY!!!

...I'll have what my man is this video is having.....

Weezy thinks his Johnny Appleseed routine is cute

Peep this woman trying to get her baby in the club

PJWN Back to School-You Could Be Ghetto SAT Tess....

1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points)

2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)

3. You had an aunt/uncle that wasn't really your aunt/uncle.
(5 + 5 extra points if you was the aunt/uncle)

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each)

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2 points/+10 points if you got your ass kicked on the way to or from)

6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I?, kick the can or red light/green light.
(2 points each)

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man or peanut man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)

10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers".
(5 points)

11. If you've ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)

12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)

13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)

14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brut,Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, Emeraude or Faberge.
(1 point each)

15. You've ever used Tussy Deodorant, Pepsodent Toothpaste or Lava Soap.
(5 points)

16. You've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)

17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)

18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)

19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)

20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
(for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)

21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people ( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em).
(5 points)

22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5points)

23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.
(10 points)

24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)

25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)

26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)

27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)

28. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (15 points)

29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
(10 points)

30. You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)

31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25points)


-- Now the totals...

0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs

51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat

76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh?

150 points or more - Still there, huh?

What’s your score????
(I got an 81)

Did we forget any questions?
Like: Did you ever put hot sauce on plain Lay's Potato Chips?
Did you ever run an extension cord fron someone else's house to your own?
Have you ever picked up a pizza on your bicycle?
Did you ever take your own greasy paper bag butter popcorn to the movies?
Use patio furniture as regular furniture?
Call sausage, shawshage? or ask for Ragu'& hot dog spaghetti sauce at the store?
Ever use a eyebrow pencil to do homework?
Sing into the rectal nozzle of an enema bag hangin'in the shower?
Roll a halter-top into your hair to look like Farrah Fawcett?
Have a bottle of Boone's Farm, Bali Hai or Thunderbird wine in the fridge?
Own a 26" floor model color tv, but had a portable 12" tv on top of it because the floor tv didn't work?

Attorney Urges Record Companies to Enforce Codes of Conduct

Lauren Raysor (pic above) held a press conference Monday afternoon (August 24), where the lawyer called for record labels to help regulate artists’ off-wax behavior. Raysor is the attorney who helped put Bronx rapper Remy Ma behind bars for shooting her client Makeda Barnes-Joseph. The conference, which commemorated the two-year anniversary of the shooting, put the burden on record companies to provide guidance to artists.

“We have to tell the shareholders of these major corporations that they have to not take money and profit from kids that are killing themselves,” Raysor said. “They have a responsibility to tell these record labels that you at least have to do a little bit more for these young people, show them what the business is like.”

Raysor propositioned that labels put a “morality clause” in their artists’ contracts, providing monetary incentive for artists to not engage in violent or criminal acts. She compared the music industry to the NBA and NFL, both leagues that enforce codes of conduct.

“It is your outside behavior we are talking about,” she said. “We’re not talking about what you write.” The next step is to meet with label execs in an effort put the morals clause into effect. What do you think?