PJWN Back to School-You Could Be Ghetto SAT Tess....

1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points)

2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)

3. You had an aunt/uncle that wasn't really your aunt/uncle.
(5 + 5 extra points if you was the aunt/uncle)

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each)

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2 points/+10 points if you got your ass kicked on the way to or from)

6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I?, kick the can or red light/green light.
(2 points each)

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man or peanut man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)

10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers".
(5 points)

11. If you've ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)

12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)

13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)

14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brut,Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, Emeraude or Faberge.
(1 point each)

15. You've ever used Tussy Deodorant, Pepsodent Toothpaste or Lava Soap.
(5 points)

16. You've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)

17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)

18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)

19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)

20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
(for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)

21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people ( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em).
(5 points)

22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5points)

23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.
(10 points)

24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)

25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)

26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)

27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)

28. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (15 points)

29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
(10 points)

30. You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)

31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25points)


-- Now the totals...

0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs

51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat

76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh?

150 points or more - Still there, huh?

What’s your score????
(I got an 81)

Did we forget any questions?
Like: Did you ever put hot sauce on plain Lay's Potato Chips?
Did you ever run an extension cord fron someone else's house to your own?
Have you ever picked up a pizza on your bicycle?
Did you ever take your own greasy paper bag butter popcorn to the movies?
Use patio furniture as regular furniture?
Call sausage, shawshage? or ask for Ragu'& hot dog spaghetti sauce at the store?
Ever use a eyebrow pencil to do homework?
Sing into the rectal nozzle of an enema bag hangin'in the shower?
Roll a halter-top into your hair to look like Farrah Fawcett?
Have a bottle of Boone's Farm, Bali Hai or Thunderbird wine in the fridge?
Own a 26" floor model color tv, but had a portable 12" tv on top of it because the floor tv didn't work?