2010 52nd GrammysWeezy, Drake, and Eminem

If you have to bleep out that much of a performance, you may as well just cut out all the audio.

Mariah keeps saying "Obsessed" wasn't about Eminem

French radio show NRJ interviewed Mariah Carey on Wednesday. She continues to deny "Obsessed" is about Eminem or any crazed rapper/stalkers in particular.

Mariah: I wrote that song for all the people who have ever been in a situation where somebody’s obsessed with them and they keep texting them and bothering them and telling people that they had a relationship with them and lying about them. So it’s for everybody – all the people in the world who have ever been annoyed by somebody.

Radio host: So it’s not...Eminem?
Mariah: I don’t even know who that is. [Laughter] I wrote the song and I’m very happy with it. And I’m happy with my new album. So I don’t know if somebody wants to write their little songs. I haven’t heard them on the radio, I don’t know what’s going on with that. They don’t seem to play them here in America. I’m not sure so I don’t know.

No wonder Eminem is so angry all the time!

Eminem's ex-wife, Kim Mathers, aired him out on Detroit radio station WKQI. Kim spat, “I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all,” Contactmusic quoted her as saying.“He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill because otherwise it does not work."

Well damn. Tell us how you really feel.

Mariah ain't gonna take it lying down

Mariah answered Eminem's disrespectful statements with her cut "Obsessed". Eminem came back with a "Warning," now Mimi's singing about the tears of a "Clown" a few years back make a little more sense You've got to hand it to Mimi and Nick. Em may have underestimated the two "squares." The two of them have, more than anyone else out there, had the rocks to stand up for themselves not once, not twice, but three times and counting. Eminem better shut up after this round before he gets blinded by fairy dust and speared by a unicorn horn.

"Clown" by Mariah Carey

I should’ve left it at, how ya doin’

I should’ve left it at I like your music too,

andI should’ve never called you back

When you pursued me

I should’ve never given youMy fucking two way

I should’ve never listened To your woeful stories

The ones I’m sure you Told a thousand times before me

You should’ve never intimated We were lovers

When you know very well We never even touched each other
Who’s gonna love you whenIt all falls down,

and Who’s gonna love you when Your bankroll runs out

Who’s gonna care when the novelty’s over

When the star of theShow isn’t you anymore

Nobody cares when the tears of a clown Fall down

Nobody cares when the tears of a clownFall down
I gotta break it to ya delicately, dummy

Takin’ my g5 twenty minutes wasn’t nothin’

But I guess you wouldn’t know That’s the way I roll

Consequently now your ego’s fully Overblown

You don’t want the world to know

That you’re just a puppet show

And the little boy inside

Often sits at home alone

And cries, cries, cries, cries(Boo hoo. Who?)
Who’s gonna love you When it all falls down,

andWho’s gonna love you When your bankroll runs out

(When your bankroll runs out)

Who’s gonna care when the novelty’s over

When the star of the

Show isn’t you anymore

Nobody (Nobody)
Your pain is so deep rooted

What will your life become

Sure you hide it

But you’re lost and lonesome

Still just a frail shook one
Who’s gonna love you When it all falls down,

and(Tell me who’s gonna love you?

Who? I’d like to know)

Who’s gonna love you whenYour bankroll runs out

(If you didn’t have nothing)

Who’s gonna care when the novelty’s over

(Who, who’d still be there)

When the star of the show isn’t you anymore

(Nobody, nobody, nobody, oh)

Nobody cares when the tears of a clown

(There ain’t nobody baby)Fall down…

(Bullies in the schoolyard)

(When they fall they fall hard)

Nobody cares when the tears of a clown

(Yeah… so you)Fall down

(Better think twice, better play nice)

(’Cause who’s gonna be there)
Who’s gonna love you

when it all falls down,

and(When the jokes on you)

Who’s gonna love you

when your bankroll runs out

(A marionette show)

Who’s gonna care

when the novelty’s over

(Who’s makin’ you move though)

When the star of the show isn’t you anymore

(I know what kills you slow)

Nobody cares when the tears of a clown

(I’m gonna keep your little)Fall down

(Secret though, mmmm, hmmmm)

(And you know that I know)

Nobody cares when the tears of a clown

(You’re no superhero)Fall down…

(I guess your mamma never told you

that what goes around comes around. Pow)

Eminem continues his Obsession

Eminem did not take kindly to Mariah's diss video "Obsessesed" (which she subsequently backed off of and said was not about him). He has recorded a response diss song called "The Warning." Nick are you scared? Are you gonna let him talk about your woman like that?

Eminem is Obsessed with Mariah

Sorry, I never made it back online to post the answer to the blind item picture. Shazzasharona got it right! That was none other than Mariah mocking Eminem in her new video Obsessed. She doesn't make a very good king, does she?

Wrong Time for a 69

First He got to see the jewels then they stole them.

While Eminem was willingly sniffing Ali G's twigs and berries at the MTV Movie Awards show Sunday thieves broke into his hotel room. The burglars made off with a laptop computer and a $60,000 necklace among other items.

Doesn't it look like he's making the "O" face? Maybe we'll get to see more of that if he had a sex tape on that laptop. Even male stars have to whore themselves out these days.

Update: According to rapradar.com, Eminem says the robbery rumors are false. “The only thing was that I lost a Nike watch that we were looking for. The rest it is made-up like half the other stuff out there.”

Things that make you go hmmm mmmm good

Remember that MTV Movie Awards show stunt where Sascha Baron Cohen flew over the audience and landed nearly naked with his nuts in Eminem's mouth? Well, Emmy agreed to the whole thing.

According to celebitchy, a writer at MTV confirms the stunt was cleared with him beforehand and he even practiced it beforehand. Gargle on that.

It's Raining Men or Face Down Ass Up

MTV Shows

It rained men at the MTV Movie Awards last night, but Eminem didn't want to get wet. Actor and voice over star Sascha Baron Cohen, best known as the voice of King Julien in Madagascar and for the title character Borat, flew over the audience in a harness to promote his new movie, Bruno.

While in flight, Sascha hit an obstacle and ended up falling from the air. He landed right in Eminem's lap exposing his bare buttocks to the television audience and Eminem's horrified gaze.

According to an MTV spokesperson, Eminem stormed out "in a heated rage" after the incident at the Gibson Amphitheatre near Los Angeles where the live awards show was taking place.

"This is very exciting TV," quipped host Andy Samberg.

"I enjoyed his precision landing," actor Ben Stiller told backstage reporters. "I did not see that coming."

Unconfirmed reports say members of Eminem's entourage roughed up Sascha a bit before he regained his footing and continued with his act.

Candy Coated Raindrops

Curley is at it again. 50 cent and Eminem are back to their usual ways. In this segment they diss Mariah yet again. Eminem hints he pulled an R. Kelly and rained golden showers on her butterflies. This was her dream lover?

Nick Cannon Airs Eminem Out

Nick Cannon returned from his second honeymoon in the Maldives with wife Mariah Carey to find out Eminem disses both him and Mariah in his new album. He defended his sugar mamabeloved wife and had this to say about Marshall Mathers:

“I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago!…Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans N*gger and how he hates “Black Bitches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise.…Your blatant disrespect not just to Black women but ALL women in general must stop. You are a despicable excuse for a man. I can’t even see how you can call yourself a father! Imagine if someone said half the stuff you say about women to your daughter, Hayley. (And I’m pretty sure they will because you got it coming Marshall.) That’s how Karma works...I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight…So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!”

At least Nick knows he’s corny. Chivalry isn’t dead.