Smell like 50 scent

Scent of a woman...
----WS

Wouldn't he have to graduate first? (aka he would be worse than Sarah Palin as VP)

50 Cent recently discussed how thrifty he has become with his flossin' mackin' and pimpin' in the recession: “I buy diamonds on a very regular basis, but now I am selling my old stuff before I get something new. These are times when you learn about the value of money...If you don’t lose money in this recession, it means you didn’t have enough to start off with. Sure, I lost a few million, but that’s because I have so much. This is a time that will sort out the strong from the weak. Any businessman who wants a piece of the future should learn for me. Obama is great. If he wants me as his financial adviser that would be cool.”

Source: Daily Telegraph UK

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I think she'd hit it. What do you think?

Kim K Teams With Fiddy to Make Fragrance

This should make Kim and Reggie's efforts at getting back together more likely to be successful. Kardashian has inked a deal with Fiddy's company, Lighthouse Beauty - which will also market and distribute a line of 50 Cent-inspired colognes (one which will smell like a broke baby's mama) later this year.

Kim K. tells Women's Wear Daily, "What’s so different about their approach is that they have worked so closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice... so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans... the fragrance really captures who I am." "I am also hoping to market a line of Vitamin type Waters with 50's company as well."

My Lawsuit Detector Just Went Off

An employee of rapper 50 Cent has been accused of getting into a fight after a sex-related dispute at the hip-hop star's mansion and is facing assault charges.

Dwayne McKenzie (mug above) works for the rapper's company G-Unit and lives on the sprawling property, which used to be owned by boxer Mike Tyson. Court documents obtained by the Hartford Courant newspaper allege McKenzie requested oral sex from a woman during an Aug. 16 gathering at the 50,000-square-foot mansion in the Hartford metropolitan area suburb Farmington after he just finished cleaning the pool. A friend of the woman took offense, and a fight ensued, police said.

Police Lt. William M. Tyler said 50 Cent wasn't at the home, which has 19 bedrooms and 37 bathrooms and boasts a gym, billiards rooms, racquetball courts and a disco with stripper poles and states they showed up to the mansion in about 15 seconds and checked every room.

When the woman and her friend decided to leave the mansion, witnesses said, another woman, Michelle Krzykowski, ran after them and grabbed the friend, and McKenzie told her she was attacking the wrong person, according to a warrant for McKenzie's arrest. Krzykowski hit the woman with a hard object, leaving a large gash in her head, police said. Witnesses told police McKenzie pinned the woman to the ground while Krzykowski hit her.

McKenzie claims the accusation that he urged Krzykowski to attack the woman "is totally false," said his lawyer, Gerald Klein, who has represented him before."He's not a celebrity, but he works for one," Klein said. "So I guess he can be targeted by people looking to make hay."

McKenzie and Krzykowski now both face assault charges and are expected back in court Sept. 1.

Make hay? You know Kryzykowski wasn't a sissta (but she sho acted like one).

Add 50 Cent to the list of stars whose concerts have fallen through

50 Cent's agent, the William Morris Endeavor Agency faces a lawsuit from a German promoter who paid $125,000 to negotiate for a concert that never materialized. WMEA was supposed to return the money if the concert fell through, but they never did. Are people even really checking for Curly like that?

Michael Was A Peacemaker

Did you know Michael Jackson tried to squash the beef between the Game and 50 Cent?

"I was on tour in Canada, sitting in my room, cutting my hair. I was messing my hair up. Then my road manager knocks on my door. Boom, boom, boom. He told me, I got MJ on the phone. I ran and snatched up the phone. He said, 'I don't know how you're gonna feel about this, but I want to ask you something. I don't want you to judge me, but I don't really know everything that's going on between you and 50. But I want to be the middle man behind you putting this situation to bed.'"

50 + 63 = desperate to revive my career

50 Cent has been spending time with his "special friend" (that's my new favorite phrase) Bette Midler. Midler, the 63-year-old star of such hits as Beaches, Ruthless People, Outrageous Fortune, The Rose, and the Who's rock opera Tommy (Tina Turner also starred in that one), seems to be enamored of 50. Speaking of 50's help with her New York public garden, "he is one of the newest members of our tribe. He has really made my life worth living. 50 has been with me through thick and thin."

The 33-year-old 50 Cent said he thinks a collaboration with The Divine Miss M would be "hot". "Look how beautiful things are and how nice it feels when I'm around her.

Midler, who has been married for over 25 years, continued her membership in the mutual admiration society by saying, "he is such a gorgeous star --holy cow!"

Candy Coated Raindrops

Curley is at it again. 50 cent and Eminem are back to their usual ways. In this segment they diss Mariah yet again. Eminem hints he pulled an R. Kelly and rained golden showers on her butterflies. This was her dream lover?

Sucka you ain't off tha hook yet!

50 Cent was popping champagne and celebrating by chopping wood with his beaver teeth after posting this statement on his website thisis50.com: "The police department and insurance investigators ruled that there is absolutely no proof or evidence suggesting that Curtis Jackson [aka 50 Cent] or any affiliated parties were involved. Curtis Jackson has just been cleared of all the accusations. The investigation will continue until the guilty party is found."

The Suffolk County police department immediately yanked his leash releasing this statement: "That fire is still under investigation. It hasn't been closed either way."