Sunday, May 10, 2009

Sucka you ain't off tha hook yet!

50 cent
50 Cent was popping champagne and celebrating by chopping wood with his beaver teeth after posting this statement on his website thisis50.com: "The police department and insurance investigators ruled that there is absolutely no proof or evidence suggesting that Curtis Jackson [aka 50 Cent] or any affiliated parties were involved. Curtis Jackson has just been cleared of all the accusations. The investigation will continue until the guilty party is found."

The Suffolk County police department immediately yanked his leash releasing this statement: "That fire is still under investigation. It hasn't been closed either way."

9 comments:

  1. the Suffolk County Police Department also announced its 5K Run and Police Athletic League will be permanently sponsored by VITAMIN WATER....

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  2. Vitamin Water is fancy kool aid

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  3. If he spreads around enough dough he'll beat this. It must be the $$$!

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  4. I think he set the fire

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  5. You crazy! Fiddys hoodrat babymama set that fire to get back at him.come on people

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  6. im wit shug 100 fiddy% on that....
    girlfriend set it...she was just about to be put out the crib...and don't give me any of that bs about the child being in there....

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  7. ^^so you think the kid wasn't in there and she set it just to spite him? where would she live then? he still had time to have a change of heart. I think he did it. him or the boyfriend or somebody

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  8. ^^^
    ...she was going to live in the same place she planned on living once she got put out....

    hope that clears it up for ya...

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  9. I BET FIDDY CURSES THA DAY HE EVA LAID EYES ON THAT HOODRAT

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