Monday, May 11, 2009

Nick Cannon Airs Eminem Out


Nick Cannon returned from his second honeymoon in the Maldives with wife Mariah Carey to find out Eminem disses both him and Mariah in his new album. He defended his sugar mamabeloved wife and had this to say about Marshall Mathers:

“I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago!…Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans N*gger and how he hates “Black Bitches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise.…Your blatant disrespect not just to Black women but ALL women in general must stop. You are a despicable excuse for a man. I can’t even see how you can call yourself a father! Imagine if someone said half the stuff you say about women to your daughter, Hayley. (And I’m pretty sure they will because you got it coming Marshall.) That’s how Karma works...I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight…So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!”

At least Nick knows he’s corny. Chivalry isn’t dead.

6 comments:

  1. "...don't let me have to Chris Brown a beeeitch!!! shoot, I'll send him to your crib for a personal visit...."

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  2. I have so much respect for Nick. He maybe corny he maybe whatever but not only did he stand up for his woman despite lack of respect from his peers he stood up for all women. Eminem is a racist why else would you say such horrible things about black women.

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  3. ^^supposedly he was hurt by a would-be Black girlfriend when he was a teenager. That's where his anger comes from. Doesn't excuse it.

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  4. NICK IS CORNY AS HELL BUT MUCH RESPECT FOR STANDIN UP FOR WIFEY. EM USED TO BE FIRE ON THA MIC BUT NOW HE'S WEAK.

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  5. im glad he man'd up and took on this wanna be. he know what hes doing and he has to sell records so he picks on a girl. a bitch ass man wont do much but talk shit when it comes down to throwing bones with a real man.

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  6. Truthfully SpeakingMay 13, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    Nick os corny and Eminem is corny!

    Mariah has two corny "young" dudes fighting over her.

    http://www.thetruthabouthermaphrodites.blogspot.com

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