Kim Kardashian wants you to see what Reggie's been missing

Kim Kardashian spent the weekend in Miami filming for her E! reality show. She tweeted some pics of her in a bikini to let you see what her ex- Reggie Bush has been missing:

                                              "Good morning kiss!"

                                                 

                                             

                                             "Another beautiful Miami day on the boat!"

That just SOUNDS nasty!

Word is Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are considering launching a unisex fragrance entitled "Bush-Tush".  I don't think I wanna smell like that...isn't that why we take showers?

Reggie Bush's side piece gets outta pocket

Amidst all the Superbowl furor, rumors swirled that Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints was supposed to pop the question to on-again off-again girlfriend Kim Kardashian.  The Saints pulled off a sweetheart of a win Sunday night, but the weekend was less-than-perfect for Kimmie.  Reggie's alleged side piece, "model" Carmen Ortega released a video of her showing off what is purportedly Reggie's crib.  No word on the erstwhile Mrs. Bush's reaction.

What do this smell like?

Kim Kardashian has a new sex tape

Kim K. has a new sex tape.  This time the lucky guy is.....a chicken!  Check out Kim's new sexually-charged commercial for Carl's, Jr.  Too bad she wasn't this participatory with Ray J.

The Masters in Photoshop goes to...

the season 4 promo ad for 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'

Rumor is Kim K. loves the ladies

Some female made a YouTube video claiming she had a threesome with Kim K. and her then-boyfriend and she has it all on tape. Stay tuned...

Kim K. got smacked upside the head

Kim Kardashian got smacked upside the head by a fan who placed the highest bid in an auction benefitting the Dream Foundation Charity. Her opponent gave her a black eye in the process of trying to beat her to the white meat hours after her younger brother Rob suffered a concussion in his boxing match. Kim blogged about the match saying, “At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that’s what counts. You can try to bring the Kardashians down … but we’re a strong family. A concussion and a black eye can’t hold us down!”

Tyra Banks dressed as Kim K. for Halloween

Tyra Banks styled herself like Kim Kardashian for Halloween. Personally, I wonder whether it is really a compliment when someone dresses as you for a holiday like this...though she really favors her here.

It's a dead heat in the bust department but Kim wins the bootylicious contest hands down. Who will YOU be tonight?

Kim K Teams With Fiddy to Make Fragrance

This should make Kim and Reggie's efforts at getting back together more likely to be successful. Kardashian has inked a deal with Fiddy's company, Lighthouse Beauty - which will also market and distribute a line of 50 Cent-inspired colognes (one which will smell like a broke baby's mama) later this year.

Kim K. tells Women's Wear Daily, "What’s so different about their approach is that they have worked so closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice... so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans... the fragrance really captures who I am." "I am also hoping to market a line of Vitamin type Waters with 50's company as well."

Kim and Reggie back together again?

Just three weeks after they amicably split, the pair were “all smiles” as they walked together Monday into a Ruth’s Chris Steak House in New Orleans, an observer tells PEOPLE.
Why they hooked up wasn’t yet known – her rep didn’t immediately comment – but both were in the Big Easy on business: Kardashian had a long-planned appearance at a Dress for Success charity event and Bush is in the Saints training camp to prepare for the NFL season.

Let me find out this whole breakup was just a publicity stunt for her tired ass show. Hmpf!

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Now Kim K is a model?

Kim Kardashian is set to appear as a judge on the October 21st airing of America's Next Top Model. To my knowledge Kim K. has only "modeled" in Playboy and that snoozefest sex tape with Ray J., however supposedly Tyra values her experience as a boutique owner and celebrity stylist. Whatever...

Do we really need more than one of them?

Khloe and Kourtney are going to take Miami by storm with their new show. Shouldn't that caption read:

They're sisters.

Not saints.

The hoeshit continues.

Rumor has it Reggie had a taco on the side

While everyone is debating over whether or not "overly friendly" text messages from Kanye West to Kim K. were the reason for her breakup with Reggie Bush, now comes word Reggie may have had a taco on the side. Even though Kim K's publicist has denied cheating lead to their breakup, rumors have been swirling that Reggie had a fling with a hottie in Miami.

Supposedly, Reggie sexted back and forth with Carmen Ortega, President of South Beach Exotic Rentals, and trysted with her in Miami, Vegas, and L.A. The sidedish supposedly has video of her in Reggie's house and is shopping her story around to the highest bidder. Sources say Kim knew about it and couldn't handle it that not only was Reggie NOT ready to commit, but that he would still want another woman after landing her.

Oh, and this was the least explicit photo I could find of Carmen. Yeah, she's that kinda girl.

Apparently Kim K's milk has gone sour and so has her relationship with Reggie

Soruces say Reggie Bush has gotten tired of drinking all that free milk and he and girlfriend of two years, Kim Kardashian, have called it quits. The breakup comes on the heels of their trip to South Africa this month. It appears their relationship could not survive the stress of actually doing something that wasn't self-serving.

Kim K. fires back at you haters

"I'm off to South Africa for Russell Simmons Diamond Empowerment Fund. DEF is a
non-profit organization that aims to empower disadvantaged people in African
nations where diamonds are a natural resource, through education. Some people
online have been judging me for my charity work with the DEF. No charity work
should ever be judged, it's just wrong. We can all do something to help!

I am so excited about the trip! Has anyone ever been?? Or is anyone from
South Africa?"

Um, yeah. Lots of people are from South Africa, but maybe that's not exactly what she meant. I think the charity is interesting. I'll try to dig up more information on it. What exactly are Kim and Reggie going to do over there?

Kim K Is Ready To Become An Honest Woman

Kim Kardashian is ready to rush to the end zone the moment Reggie Bush pops the question. She has even gone so far as to pick out the ring she wants him to buy and to brief her sisters Khloe and Kourtney in case he asks for their help.

"She found one the other day and she was like, 'It's only $20 million,' " Kourtney says.

Kim defended herself to E! Online, "It's just easier. Isn't it easy if someone's like, 'This is exactly what I want.' It'll make your life so easy."

Kim admits the ring does not cost that much, "I exaggerated a bit so that when he went in, he would feel like he's getting a good deal."

Reggie has already made it clear if they ever do get married, the cameras from her reality show are banned.

"Reggie would rather die," Kim says. "He would rather not marry me. He's very private. We're complete opposites."

Kim K and Plastic Surgery

Kim Kardashian recently told USMagazine.com at the Maxim 100 party she wouldn't be opposed to using plastic surgery to maintain her looks as she gets older. She admitted, "I am down for it...One day I will definitely get it."

Kim went on to say she would get a breast lift after having children, "I would probably get my boobs done after I have kids. I think every woman needs a good lift after they have kids, so I would start with that. You never know what I would need --it depends on what I would look like when I get older. But I would definitely do something."

Now raise your hand if you think Kim hasn't already made some lucky plastic surgeon rich.

The Kardashians Hit Up Maxim's Hot 100

KKK stopped by the Maxim Hot 100 party in Santa Monica the other day. The three sisters perched at a table near DJ AM and were in a jovial mood as each others' dates. Kim opted for a tight white sheath while Kourtney and Khloe both wore black. According to friends, the Amazonian Khloe says she has dropped 16 pounds over the past few months.