the Kardashians are Single Ladies

The Kardashians invoked Fosse's Beyonce's "Single Ladies" for their new photoshoot with People Magazine. Who did it best? Bey and crew or the K Sisters? I think they look chic, but that preggie belly is distracting.

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the season 4 promo ad for 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'

Are you surprised?

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's fake marriage may be on the rocks. It might have something to do with the checks being cashed and the episode having already aired on her show.

Kim K. got smacked upside the head

Kim Kardashian got smacked upside the head by a fan who placed the highest bid in an auction benefitting the Dream Foundation Charity. Her opponent gave her a black eye in the process of trying to beat her to the white meat hours after her younger brother Rob suffered a concussion in his boxing match. Kim blogged about the match saying, “At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that’s what counts. You can try to bring the Kardashians down … but we’re a strong family. A concussion and a black eye can’t hold us down!”

Tyra Banks dressed as Kim K. for Halloween

Tyra Banks styled herself like Kim Kardashian for Halloween. Personally, I wonder whether it is really a compliment when someone dresses as you for a holiday like this...though she really favors her here.

It's a dead heat in the bust department but Kim wins the bootylicious contest hands down. Who will YOU be tonight?

Kourtney Kardashian got robbed

Photo Credit: the insider.com

Kourtney Kardashian doesn't have to worry about her little sister hogging all the spotlight anymore. She returned home on Saturday to find her Calabasas townhome had been robbed. According the police report, the robbers took her boyfriend/babydaddy's Rolex watch, Kourtney's $30,000 Cartier watch, diamond jewelry, and jewelry she inherited from her celebrity lawyer father, Robert Kardashian.

P.S. I'm quite certain she knew she was flashing her panties in that photo, hence the "thirsty" label.

Khloe and Lamar signed their prenup

Reportedly, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have finally signed their prenuptial agreement, clearing the path for them to make their marriage legal. Allegedly Khloe and her negotiators, including her mother Chris Jenner, sought a new luxury car every year, a mansion, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for cosmetics and beauty treatments, and in the event of their divorce, $25,000 a month in alimony along with a half million dollars for every year they were married.

Reportedly, Khloe will only receive a small fraction of what she sought. TMZ reports Lamar will have to purchase a mansion for them to share during the marriage (it is unclear whether or not this home will remain with Khloe in the event of a divorce), will have to pay a lump sum for each year they are married, and will be required to fund a joint account for the two of them. Khloe has given up all rights to Lamar's NBA earnings; he has just inked a $33 million deal with the Lakers.

If you ask me, she needs to work on her shoveling techniques because she obviously got muscle fatigue and pooped out here. Don't they look a bit alike around the nose and mouth in that picture?

Before Lamar Kept Up With the Kardashians

he proposed to Taraji P. she told him to pump his brakes....it's rumored a week later he was kickin' it with Khloe...butt a few days or so before that he was kickin it with Claudia Jordan a former bag lady on Deal or No Deal check the TMZ klipp...

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have reconciled

Big sister Kim Kardashian just couldn't stand Khloe having all the spotlight so before the echo of the lock on Lamar's chain had finished, Kim went running back to Reggie. Some rumors have her immediately flying to New Orleans to be with him, while others have the two meeting in an undisclosed location and professing their undying love for one another. One thing is for sure, the Bush family is close to the Kardashians; Reggie's parents attended Khloe's wedding as honored guests. Time will tell whether we will be graced with another Kardashian ad campaign wedding just in time for sweeps week.

Khloe gets the cash

Reportedly, OK! Magazine doled out over $300,000 for the exclusive print rights to Lamar and Khloe's wedding on Sunday. Unfortunately for Lamar, he won't get a cut of the deal. All the money is slated to go directly into Khloe's oversized pockets with a manager's cut reserved for her mom Kris Jenner.

Granted, OK! probably wouldn't give a damn about Lamar if he weren't marrying Khloe, and $300K is peanuts compared to his $30 million contract. Oh, and just in case you weren't hating hard enough, snitches say he gave her a 12 carat diamond ring and cried like a baby at the altar. Still, please speculate on how long it will take him to wake up and realize this marriage isn't a joint venture.

Side note: is it just me or do they look alike in that picture? Maybe they were separated at birth or something.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married yesterday

Khloe Kardashian and Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom got married yesterday. The two had an all-star guest list including Laker Kobe Bryant and wife Vanessa, Lakers coach Phil Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne's daughter, Kelly, Ryan Seacrest, Khloe's stepdad Bruce Jenner, La La Vasquez, superstar attorney and Legal Zoom founder Robert Shapiro, Babyface Edmonds, Ron Artest, Sugar Ray Leonard, Alan Thicke, Los Angeles Laker Luke Walton (is his wife Black? just curious), Laker Josh Powell, and Los Angeles Clipper Baron Davis.

Well you say, who didn't attend? Lamar's two children from a previous relationship were kept home with their mother, according to the grapevine. The grapevine also says Sunday's ceremony was not legally binding since the two "lovebirds" have not worked out the details of their pre-nup. Supposedly, they are going ahead with the fake ceremony to have one of Khloe's "reality" tv series pay for the $1 million shinding ($1 million!-and you know it was probably STILL tacky as hell), and will have their lawyers work out the kinks on the papers. Once they sign on the dotted line they will have to have another legally binding ceremony.

Please leave your estimates for the date of the divorce (and subsequent huge payout to Khloe) in the comment section.

The Khloe and Lamar Show

Reality star Khloe Kardashian plans to marry LA Laker beau Lamar Odom this Sunday before he goes to training camp in Hawaii. The wedding will take place at the L.A.-area home of music manager Irving Azoff-a Kardashian family friend, multiple sources confirm. I got just two words for the whole affair either intervention or prenup. Hopefully we will eventually see a picture of the couple in the daylight.

Are you effin serious?

E! News is reporting Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are planning to get married. The two began dating for "a few weeks" and are currently planning their wedding. Khloe's older sister, Kim, told People Magazine, "They're very, very happy," she said. "They've been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable. Khloe thinks he's amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly."

Not every man wants to get with Kim K.

Reportedly, Scottish actor Gerard Butler (Gamer with Ludacris, 300, RocknRolla, Tomb Raider) was approached by Kim Kardashian's people at the In Touch Weekly party and told the actress human rights activist model (what the hell does she do again?) Reggie Bush ex- wanted to meet him. Instead of falling all over himself drooling at the prospect of being near her, he told her people "no thanks" and went about his business.

source via here

I Can't Keep Track of These B's With a Scorecard

Another one bites the duss. I thought she was pregnant and I thought he was married..
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom at STK in the Hills.

Kourtney reveals who her babydaddy is

Kourtney Kardashian recently told Ryan Seacrest's radio audience she knows who is her babydaddy. Kourtney says she and on again off again ex-fiance Scott Disick are very excited about their impending unplanned bundle of joy.

"This probably sounds so dumb, but there’s so many times I’ll forget to take my pill and I don’t think it’s that big of a deal...It’s just so stupid." Kourtney started to suspect she was pregnant when she started feeling “really nauseous, like, suddenly…not just in the morning. I would have to eat Saltines at all times in the day.”

I know this is messy (that's what we do right?), but I wonder if Kim wishes this were her instead of Kourtney? It will be interesting to see how this affects her new Miami reality show with Khloe.

Females Could Learn A Thing or Two About Being A Lady From Those Kardashians

(You know I don't mean that!) Here is Khloe discussing sex toys on the radio. (Where the hell are these girls' parents? Getting another face lift?)



If you weren't convinced the Kardashians are extra thirsty, check out this clip of her sister going LFP (lesbian for publicity).

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The Kardashians Hit Up Maxim's Hot 100

KKK stopped by the Maxim Hot 100 party in Santa Monica the other day. The three sisters perched at a table near DJ AM and were in a jovial mood as each others' dates. Kim opted for a tight white sheath while Kourtney and Khloe both wore black. According to friends, the Amazonian Khloe says she has dropped 16 pounds over the past few months.