This man has a serious jones for some Ryan Seacrest

Chidi Uzomah (the brotha on the right) was arrested at 9:40 AM PT on Friday, after showing up at the E! offices and asking to see Ryan Seacrest.

Uzomah had a knife on him (and a check from the dude from 'The Soup') when he showed up.

Uzomah was convicted last month of battery and two other misdemeanors after assaulting one of Seacrest's security guards outside an O.C. hospital. The judge placed him on 3 years probation and ordered him to stay away from Ryan.

The Khloe and Lamar Show

Reality star Khloe Kardashian plans to marry LA Laker beau Lamar Odom this Sunday before he goes to training camp in Hawaii. The wedding will take place at the L.A.-area home of music manager Irving Azoff-a Kardashian family friend, multiple sources confirm. I got just two words for the whole affair either intervention or prenup. Hopefully we will eventually see a picture of the couple in the daylight.