Chelsea Handler ain't afraid of y'all

Late night talk show host Chelsea Handler went in on Beyonce's Grammy performance and asked tongue-in-cheek why Beyonce hasn't taken the 'break' she promised (and we all so sorely need, including Bey).  The Knowles camp released her army of stans from the weave crypt to unleash a can of whoopass on Chelsea via Twitter.  Undeterred, Chelsea read some of the tweets on her show, Chelsea Lately, making fun of the stans' inability to spell or write a grammatically correct sentence.

Diddy's babymamas have beef

Diddy's first babymama Misa is fed up with one of his other babymamas Kim Porter refusing to accept and welcome his other babymama Sarah Chapman, and her daughter with Diddy, Chance:

“Sarah is really sweet but Sarah and Kim don’t get along. I get along with everyone. With both of them. Kim and I go back for years now. We were friends at one point. I was like “you wanted him, you got him now baby“. So she’s gotta go through all the bs I had to go through back in the day.
Sarah has been around as long as Kim, alot of people don’t know that. Puffy was cheating on me with both of them. This is over 15-16 years ago so we’ve all been around a long time. I joke around sometimes and say “They are like my sister-wives.” I try to keep everything good and we want Kim to accept Chance but she’s not ready yet………but I accepted Christian.

Kim fired back through Blackarazzi, saying “I don’t want to respond to anything Misa could ever say. She’s not even on my level.”

Who you think Pink is talking about in 'Stupid Girls'?

Pink has apparently hit a sore note with some fans after she seemingly-mocked music Golden Girl Beyonce during a concert in Liverpool, England last month:

The Aruh ain't swatting no flies

R. Kelly ain't even sweating that nonsense with Trey Songz and his diss song "The Death of Kells". "Elephants don't swat flies" is going in my book of quotes.

Beyonce did a tribute to Michael Jackson

I don't mean to bring negativity, but you all should know Beyonce has said several negative things about the Jackson family in the past. One of them is:
"I grew up upper-class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American, and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like the Jacksons... I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation"
Beyonce said this during an interview with Elle magazine. I think the statement was incredibly disrespectful and caused a lot of fallout for her. Rightfully so. The statement was directly aimed at Janet. Janet is said to have responded with, 'Beyonce has a lot of growing up to do.'
Because of the fallout, Beyonce has been careful to smile and pretend like she is a huge Jackson fan and even wanted to do a tribute a the BET awards this year. (Supposedly the Jackson family nixed that idea because of her previous statements.)
If you have a hard time believing Bey would say something mean one minute then nice the next or vice versa, remember the Taylor Swift incident? People were hailing her as a saint for giving Taylor her time to speak at the VMA's. Beyonce later came out several weeks later and admitted she knew Kanye was going to do it ahead of time and that 'he was just standing up for true art' or something to that effect. When this started to generate a tiny buzz on the blogs, the story was buried. Just like the Taylor incident, I'm sure she did this to generate good press for herself more than to honor Michael.
My point in all this is to say, I think it is perfectly fine to appreciate her performance of the tribute, but please consider the source. It may or may not be sincere, so be careful who you praise and venerate. I am not a Beyonce hater. I enjoy a lot of her songs and loved her last tour before Sasha Fierce. I just don't like a lot of the things she says and does. She was one of the people responsible for putting down Michael so she gets the side eye.

Yaki Nights Over Egypt

The gentleman on the left, Egyptian chief Egyptologist Zahi Hawass called American pop-star Beyonce a “stupid person” during her brief tour of the Giza pyramids earlier this week

In a shocking display of poor diplomacy, writing in al-Shorouk newspaper, Summer al-Gamal said that Hawass became fed up with the pop star’s attitude after she did not show the interest Hawass felt was deserved of the pyramids, according to Bikya Masr website.

According to Gamal, during Hawass’ self-guided tour, he said “I showed her the Sphinx and I gave her a book on King Tutankhamen,” but then his anger and frustration made its way to the forefront.

“Then he stopped being diplomatic and said in anger, ’she’s a stupid person and she doesn’t understand a thing and she doesn’t want to understand’,” wrote Gamal. But if he really felt that way, why did he give her a book, must be a picture book.

Omarion doesn't want to smell the Rose

Omarion spoke out about dating and dissed Kanye's gal in the process:

“No disrespect, but no Amber Rose for me. Everybody has their past – and don’t get me wrong, I’m not judgemental at all – but I do like a certain amount of class. I’m not married. I’m chilling. At this moment I’m not (dating). I have friends that I converse with, and I have that male-female camaraderie, but there’s no girlfriend at the moment.”

O dismissed rumors he married a bi-sexual stripper earlier this year and conveniently forgot he recorded a song about bisexual women earlier this year. Still, you've got to respect a man who knows what he wants.

Source: Sister 2 Sister Magazine

Denyce Lawton calls out Melyssa Ford as a lying, man-stealing ho

You might have to zoom in to read this Twitter mess.

Actress and Hollywood makeup artist Denyce Lawton and erstwhile video chick and calendar babe Melyssa Ford had a Twitter Tiff (I trademarked that phrase!). The frenemies went at it last month on Twitter about their *ahem* work ethic, various qualifications, and who loves Jesus the most.

Who are these women you say? Well, Melyssa Ford has been in a number of videos including Jay-Z's "Big Pimping", Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass", and Sisqo's "Thong Song Remix." Miss Lawton has also been in a number of videos (but not as many as Melyssa a.k.a. Jessica Rabbit). Denyce has appeared in "Rockstar" by N.E.R.D., "One Mic" by Nas, "Anything" by Jaheim, and "Peaches and Cream" by 112. (Ford also did a 112 video. Are you seeing a theme here?)

On a side note, Melyssa's press info says she just turned 33. Just like with Beyonce's age, I'm going to have to say there.is.just.no.way. Don't get me wrong, like Vivica Fox, Melyssa looks absolutely fantastic. I just think one of those 3's should be a 4 and I'm not talking about the second one. I heard she was in her 30's like 10 years ago. Does anyone else know anything about this? No hate at all, I'm just saying. Claim your age whatever it is.

Anyhow, in the tweets above, Melyssa and Denyce were compared, with Denyce being called an "actress" because she lists TYLER PERRY'S House of Payne and Soul Plane as credits. The point is, both of them are just trying to get their piece. Why can't we all just get along?

Kids, stay in school

"Winner" (if you can call it that) of Real Chance of Love Hot Wings has been tweeting about how she can't get in touch with Chance. Well, after Hot Wings' followers started tossing about accusationas of his homosexuality he shot back a rebuttal to Miss Wings: “HOTWINGS DIS HOTWINGS DAT LOL YALL DONT WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! LOL LOLOLOL SO GET OFF MY NUTTZ ABOUT DAT…GET READY FOR THE CRUSH…I GOT SO MUCH POWER AND MONEY BEHIND MY NEW SINGLE THATS COMING OUT I FEEL SORRY IF UR NOT LIL WEEZY CAUSE MONEY TALKS BIATCH!!!!!!!!…RE TWEET DEEZ NUTTZ IN YA MOUTH IF U WANT SUM TO TWIT…IM HAPPY ABOUT WHATS ABOUT TO HAPPEN I TOOK OVA REALITY TV NOW ITS TIME FO THE MUSIC TO MAKE NIGGAZ LOOK SAD THEN MY MOVIE WILL SHUT U UP…THEN U CAN LICK MY NUTTZ AGAIN…NOW I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY HATERS FOLLOW U….. CAUSE THEY REALLY WANNA BE LIKE U BUT THERE SO LOW IN THE MIND THAT THERE DREAMS NEVER COME TRUE SO THEY HATE THE PEOPLE THEY WISH THEY COULD BE…OH WELL LET ME JUMP IN MY LAMBO AND GO EAT AT THE BEST PLACE I CAN FIND IN BEVERLY HILLS FOR LUNCH…IF UR NOT AS HATER DONT WORRY ABOUT THE THINGS I SAY IM A CRAZY NI**A GOOD PEOPLE DONT LET THE HATER IN U BE EXPOSED CAUSE U BELIVE THE HYPE…THESE CHICKS WANNA CALL ME GAY BUT THERE DADDYS AND LIL BROTHERS BE AT HOME DANCING TO MUSIC VIDEOS IN TANK TOPS AND SKINKY JEANS…OPEN UP YOUR BED ROOM DOOR TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR FAM AND THEN TELL ME WHOZ REALLY GAY…LOL…AND I ONLY MESS WITH CHICKS OLDER THAN ME ANYWAY LADIES WIT SENSE CAUSE IM TIRED OF SLAPPIN RERE YOUNG BITCHES…IM OUT BUT B4 I LEAVE…DONT FORGET TO…RETWIT…DEZ NUTTZ IN YO MOUF TRICK….. LICK EM SLOW…REMEMBER U CANT TAME NO STALLION NICCA”

source

SNL Doggz BET Network with "What's Up With That?"

Shyne has not forgiven Diddy

Diddy has made several statements to the press in light of Shyne's release from prison this week.

“It's a blessing that he's coming home,” Diddy explained on New York City’s HOT97. “I spoke to him like a couple of weeks ago and he sounded like he was in good spirits. I know he can't wait to get home. I know he is definitely going to heat the whole scene up. He was definitely one of [many] talented young artists that I had the pleasure to work with. I'm quite sure he's been using his time wisely and has some heat.”

Diddy later said in an interview with another news outlet that Shyne is no longer signed to Bad Boy and they have no plans for collaboration. He went on to say "I hate it for ya padna, c-ya" he wishes Shyne well in his future endeavors. Well, apparently all this talking rubbed Shyne the wrong way because he was compelled to call Diddy out:

“I want it known that this supposed conversation is a figment of Sean Combs’ imagination,” he says in a statement. “He never spoke with me, he never visited me nor would I ever accept a phone call or visit from him. The only way I would do either of those things would be if he stepped up and did the right thing for the victims of the incident.”

In 2001, Shyne was sentenced to 10 years in prison for first degree assault for his role in a shooting in a NYC night club in 1999. Diddy was present, but was acquitted on all charges. Diddy has long been dogged by rumors Shyne sacrificed his career and took the charge for him.

Lloyd isn't sorry about what he said

Lloyd recently made some disparaging comments about Ciara claiming money and fame changed her for the worse. He stands by his comments, but he and Ciara have cleared the air:

"Let’s set the record straight on my “Hollywood Bitches” comment in Hip Hop
Weekly. I said what I said and I stand by it. But read exactly what I said, then
judge me. The truth is, I don’t fuck with Hollywood Bitches (or Hollywood Niggas
for that matter). No, I’m not calling Ciara a bitch, I’m saying that I think
celebrity status changed her for the worse, and because of that, we don’t get
down anymore.
Yesterday I spoke to CiCi for the first time in years. I called her to
explain my comments and to let her know how I felt about the situation. We had a
good one-on-one conversation that will remain between us. I respect and I love
CiCi like family, but sometimes family are the only ones that will tell you the
truth. I’m sure I could have found a better way to tell her, but what’s done is
done. We’re moving on.
The funny thing is, this Ciara question was the last
question in the HHW interview. At first, I lied and made up some answer to make
it seem like we were still cool. But when I hung up the phone, I felt like I
shoulda just kept it real, so I called back and answered the question honestly.
Maybe a little too honestly. But fair is fair, if I start acting Hollywood,
someone that knew me before the fame should call me out too. I wish CiCi the
best."

Source: Lloyd's Blog

Monique Twitter-dissed Keri Hilson

Word is Monique hear Keri Hilson was speaking greasy about her girl Beyonce in that little diss song she made a few months ago so she tried to set her straight via Twitter:

"I like that Keri Wilson girl...she remind me of a fake ciara im just saying...I no damn well that skinny bird looking b*tch didn’t [mean] what she say suga...Keri wilson fcuked up Beyonce is My girl...How that b*tch gon hate on Beyonce Ms. Wilson get it together...Wilson, Hilson hell i dont give a damn!...Suga as i said im not a hater but if you have the guts to hate on anotha sis. yo ass need to be checked and thats real talk."

Not every man wants to get with Kim K.

Reportedly, Scottish actor Gerard Butler (Gamer with Ludacris, 300, RocknRolla, Tomb Raider) was approached by Kim Kardashian's people at the In Touch Weekly party and told the actress human rights activist model (what the hell does she do again?) Reggie Bush ex- wanted to meet him. Instead of falling all over himself drooling at the prospect of being near her, he told her people "no thanks" and went about his business.

source via here

NFL announcer disses Whoopi

If you watched the Detroit Lions game on Sunday did you hear NFL announcer, Chris Myers, totally diss Whoopi Goldberg? During the first quarter of the game Chris and another announcer were talking about a player who went from playing with the Steelers last year to the Lions this year.was on the Pittsburgh Steelers last season but now plays for Detroit. He said, "Going from two Super Bowls in Pittsburgh to the winless Detroit team -- that's like going from dating Beyonce to Whoopi Goldberg." Oooh, that's gotta burn.

Fellas it'll take you a while to recover from the disappointment

Fellas it'll take you a while to recover from the disappointment, but Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta doesn't date Black men. I know, I know. You were hoping to get a chance to pull on that wig from behind but you'll just have to take Sheree's word for it.

Kim recently told Essence magazine, "I don’t date Black men. I never have. It’s not a prejudice. It’s just a personal preference. People always think that Big Papa is Black. I don’t know why. I’ve never dated a Black man. It’s not to say it wouldn’t happen in the future, but at this time, I never have." She also managed to get in a diss to Dallas Austin, "Dallas is a piece of work. He likes to Twitter, which is so trivial. I don’t know what his problem is and quite frankly I don’t care. I don’t have time for negative energy."

On another note: doesn't it look like he's singing the "Whisper Song" in her ear in that first picture?

Mariah ain't gonna take it lying down

Mariah answered Eminem's disrespectful statements with her cut "Obsessed". Eminem came back with a "Warning," now Mimi's singing about the tears of a "Clown" a few years back make a little more sense You've got to hand it to Mimi and Nick. Em may have underestimated the two "squares." The two of them have, more than anyone else out there, had the rocks to stand up for themselves not once, not twice, but three times and counting. Eminem better shut up after this round before he gets blinded by fairy dust and speared by a unicorn horn.

"Clown" by Mariah Carey

I should’ve left it at, how ya doin’

I should’ve left it at I like your music too,

andI should’ve never called you back

When you pursued me

I should’ve never given youMy fucking two way

I should’ve never listened To your woeful stories

The ones I’m sure you Told a thousand times before me

You should’ve never intimated We were lovers

When you know very well We never even touched each other
Who’s gonna love you whenIt all falls down,

and Who’s gonna love you when Your bankroll runs out

Who’s gonna care when the novelty’s over

When the star of theShow isn’t you anymore

Nobody cares when the tears of a clown Fall down

Nobody cares when the tears of a clownFall down
I gotta break it to ya delicately, dummy

Takin’ my g5 twenty minutes wasn’t nothin’

But I guess you wouldn’t know That’s the way I roll

Consequently now your ego’s fully Overblown

You don’t want the world to know

That you’re just a puppet show

And the little boy inside

Often sits at home alone

And cries, cries, cries, cries(Boo hoo. Who?)
Who’s gonna love you When it all falls down,

andWho’s gonna love you When your bankroll runs out

(When your bankroll runs out)

Who’s gonna care when the novelty’s over

When the star of the

Show isn’t you anymore

Nobody (Nobody)
Your pain is so deep rooted

What will your life become

Sure you hide it

But you’re lost and lonesome

Still just a frail shook one
Who’s gonna love you When it all falls down,

and(Tell me who’s gonna love you?

Who? I’d like to know)

Who’s gonna love you whenYour bankroll runs out

(If you didn’t have nothing)

Who’s gonna care when the novelty’s over

(Who, who’d still be there)

When the star of the show isn’t you anymore

(Nobody, nobody, nobody, oh)

Nobody cares when the tears of a clown

(There ain’t nobody baby)Fall down…

(Bullies in the schoolyard)

(When they fall they fall hard)

Nobody cares when the tears of a clown

(Yeah… so you)Fall down

(Better think twice, better play nice)

(’Cause who’s gonna be there)
Who’s gonna love you

when it all falls down,

and(When the jokes on you)

Who’s gonna love you

when your bankroll runs out

(A marionette show)

Who’s gonna care

when the novelty’s over

(Who’s makin’ you move though)

When the star of the show isn’t you anymore

(I know what kills you slow)

Nobody cares when the tears of a clown

(I’m gonna keep your little)Fall down

(Secret though, mmmm, hmmmm)

(And you know that I know)

Nobody cares when the tears of a clown

(You’re no superhero)Fall down…

(I guess your mamma never told you

that what goes around comes around. Pow)

Eminem continues his Obsession

Eminem did not take kindly to Mariah's diss video "Obsessesed" (which she subsequently backed off of and said was not about him). He has recorded a response diss song called "The Warning." Nick are you scared? Are you gonna let him talk about your woman like that?

Nia Long Disses Beyonce

Nia Long, star of Love Jones and Disappearing Acts, sounded off on fake actresses in the U.K. magazine Pride.

"If you’re a singer not an actress, you should sing. If you’re a rapper, you should rap,” Nia told the magazine.
In the July issue cover story writer Jessica Huie asked Nia what she thought about Beyonce's performance in ‘Obsessed.’

“I didn’t see ‘Obsessed,’ so I can’t comment, but it’s just not about how talented you are anymore. It’s about, ‘How much box-office revenue will this person generate?’ When you see certain people – we won’t name names – they just don’t have the skill, and no one in their team has said, ‘You need acting classes,’” she replied.

The Game disses Jay Z and Beyonce

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