Thursday, June 4, 2009

Wrong Time for a 69


First He got to see the jewels then they stole them.

While Eminem was willingly sniffing Ali G's twigs and berries at the MTV Movie Awards show Sunday thieves broke into his hotel room. The burglars made off with a laptop computer and a $60,000 necklace among other items.

Doesn't it look like he's making the "O" face? Maybe we'll get to see more of that if he had a sex tape on that laptop. Even male stars have to whore themselves out these days.

Update: According to rapradar.com, Eminem says the robbery rumors are false. “The only thing was that I lost a Nike watch that we were looking for. The rest it is made-up like half the other stuff out there.”

2 comments:

  1. No one is checking for Eminem so he had to resort to sniffing sacs for attention.

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  2. Eminem admitted he planned the whole thing and knew dude would be in a jockstrap. That is not straight man behavior. Or sane man behavior for that matter. I bet his shit did get boosted. He's just too punk to admit he got robbed in addition to teabagged.

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