He prolly shouldn'ta tried dat

YouTube's Bee goes in on the "We Are The World" remake

Warning:  lots of cursing, yelling, and lous off-key singing!

Jay-Z wasn't the only one who was not impressed with last week's remake of "We Are The World".  Check out how Bee goes in on the slap dash production, the singing, and the auto-tune.  He is a bit off color, and definitely insulting, but he never puts down the actual intention behind the song...just some of the egos involved.  For the record, I think Jay-Z and Beyonce chose not to participate which says something about them...Why on Earth didn't they have Gladys Knight at the mic?  They let the Jonas Bros. and Miley Cyrus sing solos but Faith Evans and Gladys had to stand in the choir?  Michael wouldn't have had that AT ALL!  Here are the highlights of the video:

"Did y'all see that $hit?...Did y'all see that fuckery?...Mike had $hit on check!...Sheila E...Miley Cyrus...Beyonce...the Computer Love cord"...I can't...OMG...I'm DYING! LOL!  At least they tried y'all.  Enjoy!

Stop the madness!

R. Kelly says he has another 15 chapters of "Trapped In The Closet" written and ready to go.  Y'all know you bought the bootleg DVD.

Pink managed to upstage Lady Gaga for the most WTF? performance of the evening

Ga Ga's performances always elicit a raised eyebrow from me.  Stephanie has undeniable talent insofaras songwriting, piano, vocals, and creativity, but I can't help but wondering why she feels the need to try to frighten me with each of her performances.  Why oh why does she have to have some unattractive costume with her ass hanging out?  Why does she have to bleed, get dirty, or almost set herself on fire?  Why the spectacle?  In my opinion, it only detracts from her music.  I cannot believe Sir Elton John went along with this fuckery.  You just know he had to take a Valium before they rubbed that soot on his pampered visage.

Now Pink?  That right there?  This $hit right here?  I was really feeling her performance when she came out backlit in the robes.  It was pretty...then she stripped nekkid and lost me.  If that had been anyone else--say Janet Jackson, for instance--the censors would have cut to a test pattern or a commercial or something.  The public would have been in an uproar and CBS would have been fined by the FCC.  Yes, I know she was in a body stocking, but she showed way more than Janet ever did at the Super Bowl as did her gilded angelic friends.  Then there's the issue of the...fluid.  WTF was that?  Let me just say, if that had been me in the audience wearing a borrowed designer gown on loan with a million dollars worth of jewels getting wet with fake amniotic fluid or piss or whatever, someone might have been extracting a Jimmy Choo from their aerobicized glutes.

Keyshia Cole explains her particular family drama

Keyshia Cole released a statement about her family drama with Frankie and Neffe through her publicist:

STATEMENT FROM KEYSHIA COLE
“To all my friends and fans – It’s time that I clear the air. It’s not a secret that I haven’t been in contact with my mother Frankie, and my sisters Neffe and Elite and I never wanted to air out our differences to the public. While I won’t go into detail here I find it necessary to let you guys know I decided to stop communication with them because I was at a point in my life where I needed serenity and peace to move forward. Please know I love my family very much but it was time to let it go. You guys are a witness to a lot of what was happening from watching on air and online. Now that I am becoming a mom my passion for having a loving and peaceful home for my child is my #1 priority. It’s very important to both Daniel and I. My plate is very full; I have a new baby coming, we are planning our wedding and I am working in the studio on a new album that I am close to completing. The stress that my family is giving me with their constant false reports is not healthy and it’s not what I need at this time in my life. Please understand that there are only a few people that can officially confirm or deny anything that’s happening in my life and that’s me, Daniel, and my publicist, Tresa Sanders. And my girl Monica never lies.”

Love Your Girl,
KC

Keyshia come get your mama

Frankie appeared on Judge Mathis...did you know she's been arrested 33 times?

You've got to strike before the casket gets cold...

WS/wms

I just can't with them today!

Neffie's outfit is actually a little cute if a little wrinkled. I'm not into LV so...What is Neffie's man on? He looks like he just got through smoking kush, sipping syrup, and rolling on E all at once. Where Frankie hairline at? S/He seems to have more than his share, why can't he lend her some hair? What is that on Frankie's upper arm? A crack patch? I just can't with them today.

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Girl Stop!

She need to quit!

Papa Joe got a show

Ahem, his mourning period was surprisingly short. Joe always has been about the Benjamins.

Weave pulling, b*tch calling, and boo-hoo babymama blues

What the hell is going on with these women?

Keyshia has not only shaved the side of her head, she thought it would be hot to shave in stars then color those mofos to match her dress. I'm SMH. What do you think about this?

Frankie & Neffe Preview

Neffe & frankie Preview
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I continue to be astounded these two got a spinoff show. Bobby Brown's show was embarassingly funny in its fuckery, but this is....just sad.

NeNe Chokes Kim, Pardons Wig

After a successful premiere last Thursday night, reports are surfacing that the Atlanta housewives are still taking shots at each other. “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” premiered to 2.7 million viewers and its rerun later that night attracted 4 million, easily making it the most watched show in the Bravo franchise. It seems that the reason these housewives are ratings gold is the real drama that keeps escalating to new levels.

Real Housewives of Atlanta" castmember Kim Zolciak spoke out to Entertainment Tonight about filing a police report against NeNe Leakes, who allegedly strangled Kim during a heated exchange (IN APRIL)-see police report here.

Kim's publicist tells ET: "The police report that has went public pertaining to my client Kim Zolciak and a serious physical altercation that was started by fellow housewife NeNe Leakes is a very serious matter that is still under investigation.

"Mrs. Leakes has now proven to the world that she is not the woman she claims. She has spoken publicly of being a former victim of domestic violence and her charity work to help others that have suffered the same. And then she would have such anger to choke my client instead of acting like a REAL woman and talking their personal conflicts out or simply walking away. Violence is a very serious issue and we are not going to be taking this incident lightly."

"Mrs. Leakes needs obvious therapy for her apparent anger management issues."

M.I.A. commissioned a clown suit for her baby

M.I.A. got tired of Rihanna hogging all the fashion spotlight lately with her every-other-daily haircuts so she commissioned a clown suit for her baby to match the hot garbage she wore to the Grammys this year. The kid is cute, but you can tell from his face he's just sitting there going "why me?"

Chef Paul and Juicy Steaks

Three 6 Mafia--which is really just DJ Paul and Juicy J now--is developing a new cooking show called "Cooking Ain't Easy." The show would follow the duo through their weekly dinner parties. The pair would cook, prepare, and serve gourmet meals to their friends and family. Oscar winners, Three 6 Mafia, and their producers are shopping the show around to cable networks. Apparently pimpin isn't the only thing that ain't easy.

Chris Brown has jumped on the big chain bandwagon

Chris Brown debuted his newest plaything after Puffy's White Party this year. He unveiled a giant bejeweled pendent that simply said "OOPS!"

“Chris has been a client of mine for some time now”, says Jason. “It’s always a pleasure to work him because it gives me a chance to be creative. He came to me with a great idea and I am very pleased with the finished product”. I love taking his money in exchange for stupid $hit.

A source from Jason of Beverly Hills says confirmed the diamond and sapphire necklace cost around $300,000 and took 218 hours to complete.

Tiny & Toya's First Episode

I know most of you altered your schedules to watch the primiere of Tiny and Toya's new fuckery show on BET. Just in case you fell asleep or scheduled an elective root canal here it is.

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T-Pain's New Chain

T-pain debuted his new level of ignorancenew chain at Hot 97's Summer Jam. The chain is 10 lbs., 197 carats, and cost $410,000.

It's So Coooool in the D!

I'm starting something new here called Kickback Sundays. I'll post my favorite videos from the net on here and you can kick back and enjoy.

This first one is an oldie but a goodie. I just love how T Baby is so heartfelt and sincere. It's just too bad she is profane, tone deaf and rhythmless to boot. We won't even discuss the bright orange elementary school yarn weave, the wardrobe choices, or the poor cinematography. I laugh every.single.time I watch this video. This is fuckery at its finest as evidenced by the fact that this video has been viewed millions of times. Enjoy--oh and bring ya sweaters.