Hef wants to see Kate's naughty bits

Rumor has it Hugh Hefner sent Kate Gosselin, star of Jon & Kate Plus 8 and mother of 8 year old twins and 3 (?) year old sextuplets a letter inviting her to pose for Playboy. Ever the prude, despite her eight children, Kate is said to have been deeply embarassed and tore the letter into pieces. I for one am relieved. Kate has a decent enough mom-body in clothing--especially for someone who has had eight kids--but the post-childbirth stomach of a mother of multiple multiples should only be seen by her mate. Besides, when they are old enough the children will be mortified enough when they read about their father's attempts to regain his castrated balls by changing co-ed girlfriends every 10 days or so.

I just can't with them today!

Neffie's outfit is actually a little cute if a little wrinkled. I'm not into LV so...What is Neffie's man on? He looks like he just got through smoking kush, sipping syrup, and rolling on E all at once. Where Frankie hairline at? S/He seems to have more than his share, why can't he lend her some hair? What is that on Frankie's upper arm? A crack patch? I just can't with them today.

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Rachel Roy needs a stylist

Damon Dash's soon-to-be-ex-wife, Rachel Roy, walked the red carpet at the Julie & Julia movie premiere dressed like she was doing house repairs. I know shredded jeans had their heyday in the 80's and are trying to make a comeback, BUT there is a time and a place for looking like you lost a fight with an alleycat in heat. The red carpet is not that place. I'm not sure where that jacket comes in (is it grandma's?) and that clutch purse is making me dizzy sooooo...I'll leave it alone. Cute shoes, though.