Thursday, September 10, 2009

Hef wants to see Kate's naughty bits



Rumor has it Hugh Hefner sent Kate Gosselin, star of Jon & Kate Plus 8 and mother of 8 year old twins and 3 (?) year old sextuplets a letter inviting her to pose for Playboy. Ever the prude, despite her eight children, Kate is said to have been deeply embarassed and tore the letter into pieces. I for one am relieved. Kate has a decent enough mom-body in clothing--especially for someone who has had eight kids--but the post-childbirth stomach of a mother of multiple multiples should only be seen by her mate. Besides, when they are old enough the children will be mortified enough when they read about their father's attempts to regain his castrated balls by changing co-ed girlfriends every 10 days or so.

15 comments:

  1. She has a thick midsection and a flat flabby ass. Is that what white men are into these days?

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  2. i like white people.
    but if i want my ellen, kim, kate and beatle fix or if i want a update on the health care debate, i can go to the sites where you stole the material in the first place. Please tell me this is 'white people thursday' out here.

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  3. As far as "stealing" posts, if you know anything about journalism then you should know most non-exclusive stories come from the same newswire sources. I get most of my news from Reuters and AP newswire, the same as CNN, ABC, the NY Times, and the rest of them. We have a few people who give us scoops around the country, but for the most part I stay plugged into the news 24/7 because that's what I like to do.

    Again, as far as accusing us of stealing, BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU INSINUATE. That kind of talk can get you sued.

    Now, we have readers of all races from many different countries here. We report on predominately African Americans, but we aim to include everyone. I'm sorry you don't like the posts. Check back tomorrow. Maybe it'll be "blacker" then.

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  4. bitch please, first, this is a BLOG not in any way a news source-second,you need to sue yourself up some more people to comment rather than scare them away, third ALL your 16 followers are black i can see them right there, fourth I'm not insinuating because even you know nobody is scooping you shit, fifth if your serious about being a blogger you have to be more thick-skinned-your not winning any new readers

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  5. 1. Troll, I didn't call you out of your name.
    2. Those Google followers are just a fraction of the followers we have from a number of sources. I get the stats on a daily basis and the numbers are large for a blog this new, thank you very much.
    3. If you bothered to look, at least one of those followers to the right is international. I have scores of others who are followers through other channels--that goes to show what you know about blogging.
    4. If what I said scared you away then you are the one who needs a thicker skin.
    5. Where's your effin blog?
    6. learn the difference between your and you're
    7. Girl Bye

    P.S. Thanks for the extra hits.

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  6. It ain't even that serious ho. If you don't like the blog why you keep comming here to comment?

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  7. 10,45What a wanker you are.That politician committing career suicide was the biggest thing on the news even here in England.Luv your blog hon ;0

    --Black Brit

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  8. Even a pancake ass in a bikini can get me to look for a minute or two. I wouldn't buy a Playboy with her in it anyway. I'm more of a Smooth Mag man myself.

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  9. I used to watch Jon and Kate but it has turned into something ugly. It is good she turned down the playboy offer. She is motivated by something other than money because that would have negatively affected her children.

    P.S. I turned on some friends in Jamaica to your blog. They tell me they read almost every day.

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  10. Hey Safari! I been visiting your blog ever since I saw the link over @ snitches and U doin it over here. I may not always comment, but I make your site part of my daily rounds. As far as the heffa @ 10:45/11:26 STFU and face the corner!! Jon & Kate are both a hot mess and when their kids start googling them, they're gonna needs some serious therapy. LOL you need to post those pics B4 Kates plastic surgery & Jon's Hair transplant!

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  11. sometimes there just isn't that much poppin with black celebs and yo need to mix it up. i know who jon and kate are. i watch the show. why not post on them?

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  12. Yeah, Safari you used the wrong damn pic!!! You need the one before the free tummy tuck LOL

    I like Kate, but I always like trainwrecks. I really, really do think she loves those kids though. Jon is an asshat.

    And seriously, if I land on a blog linked elsewhere I read the "WHO WE ARE" blurb. That way I dont sit and read if i dont want to read about "...the freshest gossip, rumors, and entertainment news. Come on over here to kickback and explore a wide variety of topics with our readers from all over the world...."

    Im just saying. Get a piece, girl.

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  13. How does she sit comfortably on that ass?

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