B*tch whatchu doin'?: woman pulls a Kanye at the Oscars

When the director of Music by Prudence came running down the aisle like he was on the Price is Right to accept his Oscar, the producer of the film Elinor Burkett--who had apparently been dismissed from the project--rushed the stage and pulled a Kanye interrupting him mid-syllable to monopolize his acceptance time.  He just stood there grinning hard and looking at her like "B*tch what the fcuk?"  Personally, I would have pushed her @ss into the orchestra pit, but that's just me.  I find it amazing the orchestra didn't start to play to drown her out or no security came up.  I find it even more amazing the media is NOT reporting on this incident at all!  Kanye's career took a nosedive after he interrupted Taylor Swift.  Who is speaking out for this dude?  No one but bloggers and Black folk, that's who.

Pink managed to upstage Lady Gaga for the most WTF? performance of the evening

Ga Ga's performances always elicit a raised eyebrow from me.  Stephanie has undeniable talent insofaras songwriting, piano, vocals, and creativity, but I can't help but wondering why she feels the need to try to frighten me with each of her performances.  Why oh why does she have to have some unattractive costume with her ass hanging out?  Why does she have to bleed, get dirty, or almost set herself on fire?  Why the spectacle?  In my opinion, it only detracts from her music.  I cannot believe Sir Elton John went along with this fuckery.  You just know he had to take a Valium before they rubbed that soot on his pampered visage.

Now Pink?  That right there?  This $hit right here?  I was really feeling her performance when she came out backlit in the robes.  It was pretty...then she stripped nekkid and lost me.  If that had been anyone else--say Janet Jackson, for instance--the censors would have cut to a test pattern or a commercial or something.  The public would have been in an uproar and CBS would have been fined by the FCC.  Yes, I know she was in a body stocking, but she showed way more than Janet ever did at the Super Bowl as did her gilded angelic friends.  Then there's the issue of the...fluid.  WTF was that?  Let me just say, if that had been me in the audience wearing a borrowed designer gown on loan with a million dollars worth of jewels getting wet with fake amniotic fluid or piss or whatever, someone might have been extracting a Jimmy Choo from their aerobicized glutes.

Let me see that thong-th-thong-thong-thong!

Sisqo wanted to show you what you've been missing.  Since when do you have to get bucket nekkid just to make a comeback?

Did you know the Pope rocks out to Tupac?

Tupac Shakur is one of only nine artists worldwide to make the Vatican's MySpace Playlist for the album Alma Mater: Music From TheVatican. His song "Changes", a call for self-examination and racial harmony places him in the ranks with Mozart. I wonder of heaven got a ghetto?

Chris Brown is...um...very flexible

I was perplexed around the 0:22 mark. This is video of Chris Brown dancing at Houston on Saturday, November 14th.

I knew I left something off my shopping list!

Photo credit: AP via BBC UK

Proving WalMart will sell just about anything that turns a profit, reportedly China's first Sam's Club warehouse store stocks whole crocodile in its meat and seafood department. Crocodile meat is as common as chicken and turkey in China, but I'm still mad at that orange it their mouths.

You'll have to wait until January for those snakeskin shoes

Yes, those are the Loubotin blue snake skin Declics.

Florida's first-ever python hunting season ended last night. State wildlife authorities sponsored the pilot program in an attempt to put a dent in the state's exploding python population. Python species like the Burmese Python were introduced into the wild by would-be pet owners who buy the pets at reptile shows and pet stores then realize they cannot properly care for the fast-growing voracious eaters. The snakes can grow to be over 10 feet long and weigh over 250 lbs; it is estimated several thousand of the snakes now inhabit the numerous wild areas in south and central Florida with numbers increasing daily due to natural reproduction and lack of natural predators; earlier this year, officials found a deceased python who had burst open after ingesting a large alligator.

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Is that a ferret in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

A man tried to steal a ferret from a Pet Supermarket store in Jacksonville by stuffing the ferret down his pants. When confronted, he tried to use the live animal as a weapon. He was arrested and booked on various charges which probably should have included extreme weirdness and suspicion of being a zoophiliac.

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It's a Wrap on Balloon Boy...

lil' Falcon may end up personally putting his pops behind bars-here is a short unedited clip of the interview with CNN...

He Did It For Charity...

Dennis Rodman, winner of 5 NBA Championship Rings, harnessing his inner RuPaul down the runway during the Pink Collection Fashion Show (benefiting the Susan G. Komen Foundation) in Miami Wednesday night.

Don't we all aspire to this?

Sherri Shepherd doesn't believe in evolution

Rhodes Scholar and panelist on The View Sherri Shepherd doesn't believe in evolution, not in the least bit. She also doesn't believe the world is round. It is really sobering to be confronted head on with the failures of our educational system...

Double standard much?

Please tell me why it was okay for Pink to wear a pasty during her entire MTV VMA performance on Sunday and for Lady Gaga to freaking bleed out onstage but somehow Janet's pasty was so offensive they had to kill her career (but not Justin's)?

Lenny Kravitz spent some time with friends recently

Lenny sent out this picture of himself on his Twitter account.

Um....yeah. This isn't helping the rumors.

Peep this woman trying to get her baby in the club

NYC's Standard Hotel vows to try closing curtains on guests' peep show

A swanky Manhattan hotel - which urges its guests to flaunt their freaky side for all to see - is causing a flurry of controversy in the Meatpacking District. The Standard Hotel, which rises above High Line park, features 18 stories of floor-to-ceiling windows and guests have the option of keeping their curtains open so onlookers on the streets of New York can get a glimpse of the action going on inside.

The hotel, which is located on Washington and 13th Streets, opened seven months ago and in recent nights, some guests have reportedly been spotted having sex, coming out of the shower and even masturbating.

The peep show is also attracting unwanted attention in area that's known to be kid-friendly. Beside the hotel sits the newly opened High Line Park which was built on an old elevated train line. Many families take their pets for a stroll in a dog park that's located just yards away from the scandalous hotel.

The hotel, which according to sources uses the slogan of "we'll put up with your banging if you put up with ours," released a statement that "The hotel will make a concerted effort to remind guests of the transparency of the guest room windows." That should do it. (I'm booking my ticket to NYC as we speak!)

NYC's Mobile Strip Clubs

she only takes quarters with crazy glue.....can you imagine writing the police report-when she falls off?

Do the police ever help you look for your cell phone?

Lindsay Lohan recently had a meltdown at a New York deli when she lost her beloved cell phone. After paying for items in the deli and leaving she realized her phone was missing and called in the New York police to help her find it. I'm not going to go into her bi-curious breakup, her racist statements, or alleged drug use. I will simply ask you if the police have ever helped you look for your cell phone?

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The Facebook Breakup

You'll laugh your WHOLE ass off at the the bag of hefty plates and can of glade in every scene.