Showing posts with label Let them eat cake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Let them eat cake. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Chris Brown has jumped on the big chain bandwagon


Chris Brown debuted his newest plaything after Puffy's White Party this year. He unveiled a giant bejeweled pendent that simply said "OOPS!"


“Chris has been a client of mine for some time now”, says Jason. “It’s always a pleasure to work him because it gives me a chance to be creative. He came to me with a great idea and I am very pleased with the finished product”. I love taking his money in exchange for stupid $hit.

A source from Jason of Beverly Hills says confirmed the diamond and sapphire necklace cost around $300,000 and took 218 hours to complete.


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Pharrell shows off his shine


"My jeweler says it looks like I dropped this G Shock in a tavern filled of yellow rock candy..
Well,I think it's more like a thousand fire flies in a jar."

Well, I think it looks like something Sun Yun Kyi tried to sell me last week for $10 at the swap meet. Shout out! (They have the best bangles there.)

Pharrell via one neck, two chains

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Kelis is breaking out the shovel


Even though she still has her $200,000 wedding ring, other jewelry, and other pricey assets, Kelis is crying broke and pointing the finger at her estranged husband, Nas. To remedy the situation, Kelis is demanding child support, spousal support, reimbursement for all pregnancy-related expenses, and one-half of all medical expenses after the birth of their first child together. She is also asking for $20,000 for baby clothing, furniture, strollers, and supplies and $3,500 for a baby nurse. What happened to your friends and family throwing you a baby shower?

Kelis scoffed at the idea of generating her own income to partially cover expenses saying, “My survival is based on [Nas'] will at this time. If he does not want to pay for an expense, it does not get paid.” She also says she is entitled to maintain the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed. The couple currently has 5 homes, they eat in the best restaurants, and fly first class. Kelis gave a partial accounting of her assets to illustrate her standard of living.

“There were many expensive pieces [of jewelry] such as a princess-cut diamond tennis bracelet that was recently appraised for $190,000. My engagement ring is an approximately nine-carat cushion-cut diamond solitaire. I have numerous watches…such as Cartier, Rolex, Frank Muller and Chopard...”

Monday, June 15, 2009

Robert Johnson opens a resort in Liberia



BET founder and billionaire Robert Johnson just opened a 4-star, $30 million (that's all?) resort in Monrovia, Liberia. Liberia also boasts one of the two female African heads of state, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Beyonce covers Forbes magazine


Beyonce came in at #4 on the Forbes Celebrity 100 list with estimated yearly earnings of $87 million. Her earnings for the past year came from a combination of album sales, touring, and endorsements for Nintendo, L'Oreal, Armani fragrances, Direct TV, and others.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Kanye Might Have A Contract On His Life


According to the British paper The Sun, Pink isn't too fond of your boy 'Ye. Here is what she had to say:

Kanye West is the person p***ing me off right now.

I was at STELLA McCARTNEY's Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PAUL McCARTNEY and Kanye West … The entire time Kanye is going, 'They need more fur in this show'. He just wouldn't shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he's saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney!

I was just so grossed out by him. I'm like, 'You're an idiot!'

There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he's up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur.


People deep into the animal rights movement feel VERY strongly about their beliefs. Kanye might have a price on his head after this.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

She's so sick and filthy with Benjis


Beyonce continues to feel your pain in this recession. In her interview in the June issue of UK Glamour Beyonce reveals her storage issues:

"Put it this way, I've turned my old apartment into a closet," Bey lamented.
"I probably get about 15 bags sent to me a month. Armani gave me this croc bag, which was huge - I could only imagine how much that thing cost. It would be so expensive that even I wouldn't buy it.”

By the way, the bag in the pic is the $42,000 Louis Vuitton Tribute Bag a.k.a. the Frankenstein. Supposedly there are only 24 in existence. Some feel that is 24 too many.