Friday, December 4, 2009

Elf threatens mall Santa



Now you've got to darn near pack heat to go visit Santa. A grown man dressed as an elf showed up to take pictures with Santa at the Southlake Mall. As if that weren't alarming enough, when the man got up to Santa, he confessed he was strapped with dynamite. Santa called the mall cops who called the po-po. The mall was shut down and searched, but they did not find any explosives. William C. Caldwell of Morrow, Georgia, was arrested and charged with making terroristic threats and reckless conduct.

4 comments:

  1. i'm telling you, my city of atlanta gets classier and classier as the days go on.

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  2. Boondocks is the shit! Riley is a trip and a half.

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  3. Bwaaaaahhh! you broke out the Boondocks. Classic!

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  4. A grown man dressed as an elf who didn't work there should have been their first clue

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