I love it when you call me Big Poppa

$30 K a month would have anyone eating well. Britney better keep shaking those assets for at least the next 16 years. By the way, be sure to check out the ridiculous drama and immature foolishness of Britney's ex- K-Fed and his babymama Shar Jackson on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club. How much do you want to bet those two publicity whores/golddiggers will fake getting back together for some headlines?

For some reason

For some reason Shar Jackson walked the red carpet at the Emmy Awards last night. She wore one of the latest House of Dereon couture creations...OK lemme stop. I don't even need to take time to make fun of that arrow dress. The picture speaks for itself.

Y'all Talked Bad About Kimora Lee

Britney Spear's ex-, Kevin Federline, can't afford to keep his kids in Faded Glory and Cherokee. Shar Jackson's babydaddy currently receives $40,000 per month--the same amount ole Rush Card pays Kimora Lee for her two little divas. K-Fed wants a $10,000 a month raise. Snicker and clown him all you want, but that money is tax-free!

Update, K-Fed received $2 million from the sale of the mansion he shared with Brit Brit, plus $500,000 alimony for the two years they were married. He also dropped an album (like a bomb), and had various endorsement and appearance deals. He has supposedly burned through all that living in a $7500 a month 5 bedroom home with his girlfriend, brother, brother's friend, nanny, sons, and various other people. What on Earth could he be buying to burn through that amount of money in such a short amount of time, praytell? Things that make you go hmmm.