Same $h*t Different Day

Police are seeking Naomi Campbell in connection with an incident where she allegedly assaulted a driver with a cell phone...now, I love Naomi in all her bad girl glory.  I'm going to tell you, by now people should already know what they are going to get with her.  I tend to think people try to provoke her anger so they can get that big pay day they just know is coming.  Heck, I've got bills due!

Lil Wayne finally went to jail on Monday.  My local nightly news even showed the footage.  I haven't decided if it was just a slow news day or if the sight of ABM going to jail excited them.

Evander Holyfield's wife has cancelled the restraining order

Evander Holyfield and his estranged wife have reconciled and decided to seek marriage counseling from TV's Dr. Phil.  They released a statement saying:

“We are in agreement that we both are moving forward to reach out to meet with Dr. Phil one-on-one as we believe he is the one who can help us at this time…We each admire and respect Dr. Phil for his down to earth and heartfelt approach in working with couples and relationships in a positive and uplifting way.”

Boxer Evander Holyfield's wife says he beat her

Legendary boxer Evander Holyfield's wife Candi Calvana filed for a temporary protective order against her husband claiming he hit her in the face.  According to Radaronline, Calvana says the two were engaged in an argument over the heat in their mansion being shut off when he reached out and hit her in her face.  She says this isn't the first time he has gotten physical with her, writing in the request for the restraining order:

““He told me I was only thinking about myself, the children’s hearts beat faster...In 2008 he choked me in front of our daughter and housekeeper. In 2009 he has hit me in front of the children. He has grabbed me in front of the children. A couple of weeks ago he threw a bottle of water at me.”

If this is true, Holyfield can expect to be in a world of hurt.  In many instances, use of force against another person by a boxer can be considered an even more serious crime than assault committed by a regular person.  Plus, if they can't keep the heat on now, imagine what his bank account will look like after she gets through divorcing him--and they have kids?  Oh hell naw!  The media is already salivating trying to find the next Chris Brown/Rihanna story to beat into the ground, so he can kiss his ass(ets) goodbye.

Photo credit: canadastarboxing.com

Teddy Riley's daughters say he beat them

Photos: The YBF via Egypt

Superproducer Teddy Riley of Blackstreet and formerly of Guy, has been accused by his teenaged daughters of brutally beating them.  According to Riley's 18-year-old daughter Taja, Riley became enraged after she and her sister Deja Twittered they do not like his new young girlfriend, who is only a few years older than they.  Taja claims he came home and beat them with a Guitar Hero guitar and punched and kicked them before ejecting them from the house.  Taja and Deja have filed a restraining order against their father.

Got Beckies coming out the woodwork now...

Just days after the report about Tiger Woods having an affair with VIP hostess, Rachel Uchitel, another woman has stepped forward and claimed to have had a 31-month sexual relationship with Tiger, only this one has proof.

While Uchitel has denied the affair from the beginning, Jamiee Grubbs from VH1's 'Tool Academy' has text messages and voicemails from the world's greatest golfer implicating him that US Weekly will supposedly release on Wednesday. Apparently, Mrs. Woods intercepted one of those incoming texts late on Thanksgiving.

But it still ain't ova, Radar Online reports "several other women" are coming forward to claim they had sexual affairs with Tiger Woods, but the online mag explains it has no names and has not seen or listened to any evidence; but has also exclusively learned that ANOTHER woman has voice mails from Tiger and is in talks with a national outlet to reveal her sexual affair with the golfing great.

In other news, the Florida Highway Patrol will give Tiger a $160 ticket for reckless driving in your driveway with no shoes on while your wife chases your SUV with a golf club....case closed.

Oh, and if you need a definitive explanation of what happened that fateful Friday morning...peep this video-you'll feel like you was there...

Tiger gets in accident in front of the crib at 2:25AM Friday

Details are sketchy, but Tiger Woods must gave been in a rush to get to Best Buy for Black Friday deals. As he pulled out of his driveway in his Escalade, he drove onto his neighbor's property, ran into a fire hydrant and into a tree. Apparently, there was no alcohol involved and the air bags did not deploy.

Now the sketchy part. Tiger's wife Elin says she heard the accident do you think she would have immediately ran outside at 2:25AM if she was alone, wasn't up already and knew for certain that was her huzzband?, came outside and broke the rear window of the SUV with a golf club but did she really chase him out of the house with the club, smash the rear window of the SUV and he crashed trying to escape to free him from the vehicle.

An ambulance took Woods from the scene. It was reported that the number one golfer in the world was laying on the ground outside his vehicle with cuts on his lips and blood in his mouth and had been drifting in and out of consciousness. No word on who called 911. Woods was treated at the Orlando area Health Central Hospital and released.

The Florida Highway Patrol arrived at the Woods' mansion Friday evening for a routine interview regarding the incident, but Tiger's wife told them Woods was resting and asked them to return Saturday morning by then the family jet would be ready at the Sanford Airport for a getaway to Cabo. They agreed.

Tila Tequila lost it

Since you haven't been paying enough attention to quasi-adult-film star Tila Tequila, she had to resort to drastic measures. Tila had a meltdown on her live U-Stream channel Thursday stripping naked and ranting about her ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman abusing her. She called him a "woman beater" and said of herself, “I am an angel…because I am here to save the world with my army.” Ooooookay. So now she's the messiah? Methinks we are all lost if that's the case. Girl get help.

The breakdown comes just days after filing a $1.5 million lawsuit against her ex-boyfriend, NFL star Shawne Merriman, for battery and false imprisonment. Tila issued a statement blaming her unusual behavior on anxiety and flashbacks from the alleged abuse.

According to Joe Jackson

Daddy Mack Joe has filed papers in L.A. asking to be broke off some of his son's estate even though he was left out of the will. He lists his monthly expenses as follows:
$2,500 for eating out
$2,000 for flying in airplanes
$3,000 for hotel rooms to take his Craigslist hizznos back to
$1,000 for groceries
$1,200 for rent (where,at a Public Storage?)
$50 for charity
No money to pay legal fees in the first place?
PRICELESS!!!

Rihanna finally breaks her silence

Rihanna will appear on Good Morning America Thursday morning. In her first interview since the infamous incident with Chris Brown this past February, Rihanna spoke with Diane Sawyer about domestic violence and her feelings for Chris. " "This happened to me... It can happen to anyone...he was definitely my first big love." Rihanna goes on to talk about how disconcerting it was to have the media following her every move. (I'm not buying that at all; she courts media attention like a moth to a light bulb.) She will also appear on 20/20 Friday evening. I find it curious she did not grant her first interview to Oprah considering how vocal Oprah was in her support following the media firestorm. Rihanna's new single titled "Russian Roulette" just hit the airwaves...

Joe Jackson at Tuesday Vegas Premiere of 'This is It'

Joe Jackson with Craigslist's best at the Vegas premiere of 'This is It'. He was also presented with a celebrity star at the Palms Hotel by the Maloof Bros. Papa Jackson told ET, "I think it's a fantastic thing to be able to accept a star. I accept it because of my son." He also added to People Magazine referring to Prince, Paris and Blanket (we think): "They are healthy, they exercise, they practice martial arts. They are fine."

Bishop's gotta brand new broom

Bishop Thomas Weeks III remarried this past weekend in a quiet ceremony. Weeks, head of Global Destiny Worldwide, an international church empire, chose to keep the nuptials on the hush hush, inviting only his church family and friends instead of the media spotlight that followed him during the stormy break-up of his marriage to pastor Juanita Bynum in 2008. His new bride, Christina Glenn is a self-described prophetess, who like Bynum has a ministry of her own and can presumably foresee her next ass whoopin'. The video of the wedding is for sale online for $10.

Leona Lewis Gets Smacked at Book Signing

Leona Lewis was left 'shaken' after being assaulted by a male fan during a signing for her autobiography 'Dreams' at Waterstone's Bookstore on Wednesday. One fan at the scene told the BBC: 'My brother saw the whole incident. He [the attacker] walked up there with the book, she signed it and, as she looked up, he just punched her. Security subdued the assailant, Lewis did not require medical attention, but was visibly upset leaving the store. The singer's second album Echo is scheduled for release in November.

Source: BBC

Woman spanks another woman's 2-year-old inside Salvation Army

43-year-old Gloria F. Ballard has been charged with assault after allegedly bending another woman's 2-year-old son over her knee and spanking him inside an Ohio Salvation Army store. According to the child's mother, Donnay Jones, Ballard approached her after her son did something to catch Ballard's attention. Ballard told the mother she she didn't know how to take care of him and should make her son behave, bent him over her knee, and spanked him in front of the mother. Ballard maintains she simply gave the child a hug and a pat on the bottom because he was upset.

Jones said, “She was down there, trying to tell me what I should do and how I should act with my son...I was sitting there shocked thinking, ‘Did she really just do that?’ I could have put my hands on her for doing that to my son, but something told me not to put my hands on that lady. I think I did the right thing to press charges."

Ballard faces up to six months in jail and a $1000 fine if convicted. She has been convicted in the past of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, tresspassing, and other misdemeanors.

They should probably add improper use of magenta lipstick past 1989, overzealous eyebrow plucking, and just looking too damn hard in general to the list of charges.

Source: Associated Press

Joe Jackson past his bedtime...

on the red carpet at the VMA's

y'all know he a O.G. playa

El DeBarge Arrested for Domestic Violence

Pop singer El DeBarge was arrested for domestic violence last Wednesday morning at a Lancaster, Calif. home, the Los Angeles County Sheriffs confirm.

Details were not immediately available, but Sgt. John Coffeen tells PEOPLE that DeBarge was "cooperative" and that "an arrest like this usually involves abuse of a spouse or significant other during the rhythms of the night, some people don't prefer making arrests this way, but I like it. I don't know whose house it was, maybe Donna's, but he knows I arrested his funky ass in a special way."

El DeBarge, 46, real name Eldra DeBarge, is currently housed at the Men's Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles, where he is wearin' it well for the inmate population. Debarge is being held on several outstanding warrants ranging from vandalism to drugs to driving with a suspended license that says "Who's Johnny" on it. On these particular warrants, bail is not an option,which means El Debarge will stay behind bars, how long only time will reveal when he sees the judge, then perhaps he can slide and make bail.

He is best known as the lead singer of the family group, DeBarge, which was founded in the late 1970s and which had their biggest hit, "Rhythm of the Night," in the mid-1980s before he launched a solo career. His publicist was not immediately available for comment-probably because he hasn't had one since 1987.