Showing posts with label big pimping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label big pimping. Show all posts

Sunday, December 6, 2009

I always knew Cookie wuz a brutha


...looks like Elmo is checking for that weave and Cookie gonna need a lawyer

Monday, November 9, 2009

According to Joe Jackson


Daddy Mack Joe has filed papers in L.A. asking to be broke off some of his son's estate even though he was left out of the will. He lists his monthly expenses as follows:
$2,500 for eating out
$2,000 for flying in airplanes
$3,000 for hotel rooms to take his Craigslist hizznos back to
$1,000 for groceries
$1,200 for rent (where,at a Public Storage?)
$50 for charity
No money to pay legal fees in the first place?
PRICELESS!!!

Friday, October 9, 2009

It's Also Getting Chilly in the other 'D'





Kwame still messin up y'all...

Wayne County Circuit Court Judge David Groner today ruled in favor of a discovery motion forcing former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick to disclose his assets within 10 days.

Kilpatrick has until Oct. 16 to disclose any assets held by himself, his wife or a third party for his benefit. He'll also have to provide salary information and disclose any gifts he may have received.

After serving 99 days in prison, Kilpatrick moved to the Dallas area after taking a job with Compuware subsidiary Covisint. Recent news reports suggest he's living comfortably, renting a million dollar home and driving a new Cadillac Escalade.

Speakin of "throwin' some D's" (I know I'm piling on) also peep the Fox News video for the ex-Dearborn, Michigan cop calling 911 cause he got high on some endo-brownies...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Did Jay Just Call Bey a Ho?



I’m just a runway show, but I wear this on my plane these my runway clothes,
Cashmere sweats - they come out next year, but these [are] my last year sweats,
And my ho’s so sick, your new chick can’t fcuk with my old b*tch

I wonder how she feels about being called out of her name like that? Sad thing is she is just his bottom b*tch. Everyone knows he has other hoes.

Coco gives it up for her man Ice-T


Aging rapper Ice-T graced the stages at Vegas' "We Rock Hip Hop" party at Planet Hollywood. Ice-T performed "99 Problems" and "Colors" while Coco entertained the crowd by doing shout outs and showing her ass.

Doesn't he look like he's about to give her a digital exam? Who says an old pimp ain't still in the game?

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Terrence finally let the perm go


I have to admit, I am secretly tickled by Black men and their perms. The very sight of Rev. Al, James Brown, Prince, Michael, Snoop, Katt, and Terrence is always guaranteed to elicit a tiny smile from me. I don't know what it is. I guess I'm imagining what must be going through their minds every time it is time for a touch up. What is it that pushes them to step across into what is usually considered Black women's territory?

Even after he came to the Academy Awards ceremony and acted stuck up when Three 6 Mafia got their statue for the theme song to Hustle & Flow, Terrence Howard insisted on holding onto his pimp hair. Given his penchant for going to the beach and pool, I imagine he spent numerous hours a month in the hairdresser's chair. That must have been cutting into his designated time to shop and compare baby wipe brands for the women in his life because he recently traded his roller set for a low cut. I for one think he looks 10 years younger. I hope he knows he can't pimp with that new haircut.