If you absolutely just HAVE to floss

Image and flossage courtesy of Computer-choppers.com

If you absolutely just HAVE to floss this holiday season, consider buying this 24-karat gold-plated SONY Playstation 3 console. It comes complete with two controllers and a one year warranty for $4999 USD. If that doesn't do it for you, you can also purchase a gold and black Blackberry Tour 9630 for $899 or a platinum plated iMac. Here's to the flosser in you.

It's Also Getting Chilly in the other 'D'

Kwame still messin up y'all...

Wayne County Circuit Court Judge David Groner today ruled in favor of a discovery motion forcing former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick to disclose his assets within 10 days.

Kilpatrick has until Oct. 16 to disclose any assets held by himself, his wife or a third party for his benefit. He'll also have to provide salary information and disclose any gifts he may have received.

After serving 99 days in prison, Kilpatrick moved to the Dallas area after taking a job with Compuware subsidiary Covisint. Recent news reports suggest he's living comfortably, renting a million dollar home and driving a new Cadillac Escalade.

Speakin of "throwin' some D's" (I know I'm piling on) also peep the Fox News video for the ex-Dearborn, Michigan cop calling 911 cause he got high on some endo-brownies...