Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Haven't you always wondered what drew Puffy to JLo?


Haven't you always wondered what drew Puffy to JLo? They were an odd pairing, but ruled as a power couple in the late 90's. Now you too can smell like Jenny From The Block. Click here to get your free sample of Jennifer Lopez' new fragrance "My Glow".


Planet Jackson Worldwide News offers no guarantee this fragrance will do any of the following:


1. make you glow

2. catapult you from a backup dancer to a top star despite your inability to sing or act

3. enable you to attract other stars to you like moths to a flame despite the trail of failed relationships left in your wake

4. allow you to conceive two adorable children at the age of 43 38

5. facilitate your comeback in the face of some stiff competition from girls nearly half your age in the pop genre

5 comments:

  1. LOL! THAT WAS FUNNY WILD SAFARI! IT IS SOMETHING ABOUT THAT J.LO! SHE MAKES THE BOYS GO CRAZY. WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT, SHE CAN'T SING THAT GOOD, CAN'T ACT THAT GOOD EITHER. SHE CAN DANCE HER ASS OFF. MATTER OF FACT, SHE'S THE BACKGROUND DANCER OF THE CENTURY TO ME. NOBODY HAS MADE A COME UP LIKE HER FAR AS THE DANCERS GO. NOT EVEN K-FED!!! (HE MIGHT HAVE SECOND PLACE THOUGH) LOL

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  2. Like an article once stated, J Lo is proof that you can sleep your way to the top.

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  3. Well anon 12:31 I do believe she woke up cause she's back at the bottom again.

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  4. actually, i don't think she's much of a dancer either. she seems like she's counting while she dances. beyonce, ciara, and aaliyah are natural dancers. j. lo is a tad too stiff.

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  5. She's not that great of a dancer. Rosie Perez was a better Fly girl but she never had the same level of fame.

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