Monday, June 22, 2009

Breaking News: Chris Brown Copped A Plea


Those damn cell phones!
Breaking News: Our sources in L.A. have informed us Chris Brown just reached a plea deal with prosecutors. Under the terms of the agreement, Chris plead guilty to one count of assault with the intent to perform great bodily injury and will serve 5 years probation, undergo domestic violence counseling, and perform 180 days of community service. He also has the option to do 180 day in jail instead. (Why on Earth would he choose that option?)

Rihanna appeared briefly after Brown left the court room to hear the judge issue a 100 yd stay away order for Chris Brown. Through her attorneys, Rihanna had asked such an order of protection NOT be issued. The judge reduced the order to 50 yds and 10 yds if they were at the same public event. The judge would consider lifting the order after Chris completes his domestic violence counseling. Rihanna still has another order of protection in place which she considered sufficient. The judge warned her not to contact Chris.

Rihanna did not call police herself, nor did she press charges or seem to enthusiastically cooperate with police, however her attorneys have said she is satisfied with the plea deal.

4 comments:

  1. I for one am disappointed he plead out. I wanted testimony under oath. Now we'll never know what really happened.

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  2. She didn't testify because she would have perjured herself. She knows she started that fight over the cell phone.

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  3. This is absolute bullshit. The least they could have done was make a spectacle of themselves. We have been tortured 24-7 for the past 4 months with this bullshit. I'm pissed.

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  4. Hopefully this story will go away now

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