Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Don'tcha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?






The American media seems completely obsessed with First Lady Michelle Obama's body. If they aren't dissecting her outfits and accessories, they are debating her hair and upper arms. Now those who regularly stir the pot have attempted to manufacture a scandal out of her legs. The latest brouhaha concerns Mrs. Obama's decision to wear walking shorts on a family vacation to Arizona and the Grand Canyon. Critics assert shorts do not convey the decorum required by Air Force One. Others defend Mrs. Obama saying #1 they were on vacation #2 it was HOT and #3 she has great legs so why not show them off? The latter really delves into the real reason behind all this outrage that has reduced the first lady into a quarter chicken box of breasts and thighs from KFC. Most of the people making a stink wish they could look as fabulous and carefree as she does on her public outings.

7 comments:

  1. The news shows stay on Michelle's tip. They are really obsessed with her. Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton didn't get this kind of scrutiny. I think you are right Safari. They are just jealous that a beautiful, fit, tall, and intelligent sista is sleeping in the White House every night.

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  2. LOL at the post title!

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  3. They just mad cuz the First Lady be stylin' on them hoz.

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  4. wow... all this because she wore shorts ???? and not booty shorts either. shit u see people dressed in alot less at wal mart. its 115 in arizona what should she be wearing an evening gown and a mink. im sure she isnt worried about people who are haters because they got to wear polyester stretch pants because their legs are so wrinkled and dented up.

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  5. wait til she starts wearing her houseshoes getting on Air Force One

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  6. ^^with the pink sponge rollers right? LOL!
    It was hot as hell in Arizona and they were on vacation. What was she supposed to wear? This is ridiculous. There is so much going on in the world right now.

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  7. It is mostly Faux news viewers and contributors who have problems with her attire. Michelle O looks great. She is fit unlike what we have seen in the White House. They criticize her arms and now this. Jealousy.....it is an ugly thing.

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