You knew the Enquirer would find him...

The National Enquirer spots Tiger in Mississippi burning at the sex rehab clinic (or outside his project hoe's apartment).

Wyclef Jean defends himself against accusations of grift for YELE

Wyclef Jean defended himself against allegations he misappropriated funds from his charity, Yele Haiti.  Critics have alleged Wyclef used hundreds of thousands of dollars from the charity to pay for studio recording time, trips, hotels, and even a $100,000 appearance fee for himself to appear at a concert.  Wyclef defended the foundation and his commitment to Haiti relief efforts.
"Let me be clear: I denounce any allegation that I have ever profited personally through my work with Yele Haiti," Jean said in a statement released Saturday. "These baseless attacks are simply not true."

Wyclef has been hard at work on the ground in Haiti assisting with rescues, medical attention, and recovery efforts.

Surprise, Surprise...Tiger's Daddy Cheated too...

Now we know where Tiger learned how to swing.

More than a decade before Woods was outed as a serial philanderer, his beloved father was caught cheating on his mom, the golfer's high school girlfriend told E! News.

The revelation left a teenage Tiger devastated.

"He would just call crying and say, 'My dad is with another woman,' and that would be really all he could say," said Dina Parr, 34.
"He would be so upset, so I just tried to be there for him and listen to him."


This is proof that Tiger, his boy Chuck and Air Whore-dan played 'rent-a-becky' as Sir Charles poses with one of the Tiger 16 (as of today), Jamie Jungers.

Meanwhile, Elin has hired celebrity attorney Sorrell Trope and remember the California crib? Guess where Elin is relocating, has a lunch date with Shaunie O'Neal and circumventing the pre-nup for up to $500 million in no-fault money?

The New Millennial Dr. Death Returns to Work

Dr. Conrad Murray, the doctor accused of killing Michael Jackson announced last night he is returning to work. The doctor is in arrears with his child support and has not worked since Jackson's death. For those of you interested in booking an appointment with the New Millennial Dr. Death you can find him at the Armstrong Medical Clinic, Acre Homes, Houston, Texas, U.S.A.

Murray has admitted to administering Propofol and various benzodiazepines at Michael Jackson's home without a pulseox monitor, a defibrillator, and other monitoring equipment as well as leaving Jackson alone while on the medication; Murray says he was only gone for a few minutes. Police investigators say he was gone for at least an hour while Jackson slipped into respiratory depression leading to an eventual cardiac arrest. Murray maintains he did not give Jackson "anything that should have killed him."

If you feel like rolling the dice on whether or not the good doctor will be taking phone calls and visiting the loo during your important medical procedures, please book an appointment now. His receptionist is standing by.

Meet the Mayor of East Cleveland, Ohio...

Eric Brewer was a well-known blunt instrument of controversial Cleveland Mayor Mike White. He is infamous for anonymous attack mailers targeting the various misdeeds and private sins of the mayor's enemies. He is now the mayor of suburban East Cleveland and is blaming his opponent in the Democratic primary, Council President Gary Norton, for distributing comprimising photos just days before the primaries. In the photos, Brewer is seen decked in garters, lace, and high heels showing off his matronly buttocks. Brewer does not cop to the photos and Norton denies providing them. The last mayor of East Cleveland, Saratha Goggins gained office despite a previous conviction for manslaughter. It seems she stabbed a boyfriend to death. East Cleveland gives even dysfunction a bad name-the video clip above breaks it all down....

Kyle Washington went in on Dorion for those posts

Kyle Washington, also of College Hill, went in on Dorion for those posts the hacker put on Twitter early yesterday morning. LMAO @ him holding up that wrinkled up paper from the health department to the camera like that's supposed to mean something. Kyle really lets him have it instead of calling up the boy (boi?) and asking what was happening. Come on. Who in their right mind would post their entire address book online for the world to see.

Dorion had his Twitter hacked

Someone hacked into Dorion from College Hill's Twitter account. Well, the hacker/former friend posted naked pics and his celebrity phone numbers on line. A publicist friend of mine called them and here's what happened:

Megan Good is disconnected

Tyson Beckford "all circuits are busy" over and over

Tracy Edmonds some white guy answered and asked if she got the number from Twitter. When she said yes and that she was a publicist, he said the number had been "compromised" and Tracy could no longer be reached at that number (in other words this was her number but they weren't taking calls until they could get it changed)

Christina Milian went to voice mail (She needs better people. This number should have been changed right away.)

The hacker also posted addresses and phone numbers for other celebrities and power brokers like Solange and Debra Lee (of BET). According to the Blogosphere, the hacker also accused Dorion of having affairs with Terrell Owens, Trey Songz (Necole Bitchie better check on that), Tyson Beckford, and Sammie and of spreading a "disease" to his lovers. Oh, and according to the hacker, Dorion isn't the only

one spreading a lil' sumthin around; Dorion's hacker friend claims suddenly red-hot crooner Drake of gifting famous-for-what? Teyana Taylor with a little reminder.

This morning Dorion took to the radio and his Twitter page to try and 'splain himself. He bemoaned feeling "exposed," "unsafe," and "hurt" and claims the pictures were only meant for one or two people. He apologized to his celebrity friends and thanked Twitter for taking down the info.

Don't these celebrities realize once they post something to one of these sites it lives on forever? Even if it is only up for an hour someone somewhere has caught them slippin' and will circulate their foolishness, best believe.

Jeezy Debunks The Shooting Rumors

Young Jeezy reached out to Rap Radar this morning to deny rumors he was stabbed last night at Club Lucky in Atlanta.

Folks are saying that you were stabbed.
Someone like who? Something happened to me? Uh, yeah. Hell no! Niggas stab me? Ain’t no one dead is it? [laughs] Nah, we one hundred, quit playing. I’m a tell you something too man, you better quit listening to them TMZ ass dudes, man. Com’on man. These internet gangsta’s—I mean, b*tches. Nah, we good man. We one hundred. Everybody we left with was good. Club pretty much closed after that. I ain’t see nothing so I can’t tell ya. We had a ball man. We got up outta there.
So I take it you didn’t check into Grady Memorial Hospital?
Me? I checked into a broads house. [laughs] If that’s the hospital, then we we’re playing doctor...

Rocsi Says She Isn't Engaged

According to Necole Bitchie Rocsi says she is not engaged to Turks & Caicos Premiere and LisaRaye ex-Michael Misick despite candid photos of the two enjoying the Christmas holidays together.

Kelis Denies Making That Sex Tape

According to Mrs. Jones’ publicist Tracy Nguyen, the woman on the tape is NOT Kelis and all claims and rumors supporting that are false!

”We’ve been able to verify that it’s not Kelis featured in that tape and a lawsuit for defamation of character is being filed."

Come on people. I think we all know Kelis has too much class to make a tape like that!

AmberRose is troubled by her celebrity (LMAO)

Posted on Global Grind:

This morning he [Russell Simmons} got a call from a troubled Amber, because she was concerned about the rumors that are flying around about her and Cassidy. She has dreams and aspirations that she doesn’t want ruined by innuendo and games played by others. So, one thing she wants to make clear, that Russ believes is true, that she does not know Cassidy…

For the record I was going to use one of her ubiquitous booty shots for the pic, but I found this nice one instead. I decided to give the girl a break. They look so happy they are glowing!

Gabrielle Union Is Going After Blogs

According to Jawn Murry, Gabrielle Union is upset over a letter published on Bossip and wants it taken down. Some time back, Bossip published a letter from a "nameless pro-athlete's wife" claiming Gabby has adulterous ways. Gabby has lawyered up and is demanding Bossip take down the post, print a retraction statement, and formally apologize.

Now I think anything printed without a name should be taken with a grain of salt. The reader has to decide whether or not to read it. Most big stars get used to lies printed about them in the tabloids. That's how you know you're relevant. On the other hand, if so many people keep saying the same thing about you for so long...Methinks the lady doth protest too much here.

Amber Rose denies knowing Cassidy

Amber Rose took to Twitter to deny even knowing Cassidy like that let alone leaving Kanye for Cassidy. Cassidy's remix of Beyonce's Ego says different. Click for a listen.

Plaxico Beat His Rap

Plaxico Burress beat all four of his traffic tickets in Florida. Plax was stopped on March 1st in Broward County for speeding 60 mph in a 45 mph zone, improper display of tags, improper window tinting, and improper lane change. His lawyer got the tickets dismissed by claiming the officer who gave the citations failed to give Burress information on how to either pay or contest the fines; the officer couldn't prove otherwise. The information normally comes in a flyer separate from the tickets.

EVE Denies Throwing Shade On Chris Brown

Eve isn’t a member of Twitter Nation. “Eve doesn’t Twitter, ever!” said her PR rep. “It is not her who tweeted about Chris Brown.” They are currently working on getting the fake Eve to cease and desist.