This is the picture that did it

dumb ass Gilbert Arenas in the pregame huddle on Tuesday before the Philadelphia 76er game on his knees, fingers on both hands cocked as he pretended to shoot a group of laughing teammates.

NBA Commissoner David Stern finally suspended Arenas indefintely without pay Wednesday, that's about $150,000 per game.

If Plaxico got two years for shooting his own self in a club in NYC, how long you think Gilbert's gonna get in DC taking four guns to WORK?

Plaxico was all tears today

Ex-New York Giant Plaxico Burress was all tears today as he told his family goodbye in the courtroom. Plaxico was sentenced to 2 years in prison for accidentally shooting himself in the thigh in a nightclub. Plaxico had been facing two charges of weapons possession and reckless endangerment for a minimum of 3 1/2 years behind bars. He plead out to the lesser charge and agreed to do two years in prison plus two years of probation. The footballer who caught the winning touchdown in the final minute of the 2008 Superbowl will likely only do 20 months with time off for good behavior.

Plaxico Beat His Rap

Plaxico Burress beat all four of his traffic tickets in Florida. Plax was stopped on March 1st in Broward County for speeding 60 mph in a 45 mph zone, improper display of tags, improper window tinting, and improper lane change. His lawyer got the tickets dismissed by claiming the officer who gave the citations failed to give Burress information on how to either pay or contest the fines; the officer couldn't prove otherwise. The information normally comes in a flyer separate from the tickets.