Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Y'all can exhale. Paula got a job.


American Idol's favorite space cadet, Paula Abdul, has finally landed a gig after failed deals with Dancing With The Stars and Ugly Betty. Paula tweeted Monday night, "Hi guys! im really excited 2 announce ill b hosting this year's "Vh1 Divas"! The show will be live on Sept 17th @ 9 pm EST." This year's show will honor Adele, Leona Lewis, Kelly Clarkson, Jordin Sparks, and Miley Cyrus.

In my opinion, none of them are divas and only two of them can really sing. I'll leave it up to your imagination which two I like. You can't blame Paula, though. She thought those Idol checks would keep rolling in and that Simon would never get tired of "smelling her perfume." Her little tantrum backfired and it IS a recession, so...on with the snoozefest.

4 comments:

  1. Kelly Clarkson and Miley Cyrus? They wanted to make sure WE didn't watch didn't they?

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  2. Paula need to call up Arsenio and both go off in a rowboat to get drunk never to be heard from again.

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  3. This is bullshit. I hope Paula invested because if this is the best she can do those bills are gonna pile up.

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  4. It'll be funny to see her host this drunk. I'm watching!

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