Friday, October 16, 2009

Today is everybody's damn birfday!





Linda Brown showed up to a Columbus, Ohio Burlington Coat Factory in a Hummer limo on Tuesday and announced she'd won the lottery and would pay for each person's merchandise up to $500. Well of course as soon as everyone heard that Shug, Poochie, Auntie DeeDee and Hickie and dem was getting calls and texts to jet down to the Burlington for the big give away. Soon the store was packed inside with cashiers ringing up purchases and a line outside to get in.

Turns out Linda Brown didn't have a dime to her name.

So you know what happened then, angry customers realizing they weren't getting free coats, began throwing merchandise on the floor and grabbing clothes without paying for them. Acording to witnesses: "Everybody was like, 'I still want my free stuff,' and that started the riot. It looked like (Hurricane) Katrina went through the store."

Police were called to the store to disperse the crowd, they're reviewing surveillance video to help capture the looters. Ms. Brown was arrested for three outstanding warrants, fraud, changing clothes while committing fraud, inducing panic and definitely not paying the limo driver. But first, she's sitting in K-Ward undergoing a mental health evaluation.
source: fox news

3 comments:

  1. AND WHAT MAKES THIS STORY EVEN MORE GHETTO, THIS HAPPENED ON LIKE A TUESDAY AT 10:00 AM!!!! WHY WEREN'T YA'LL AT WORK! I KNOW THIS PERSONALLY. WHATS SAD THOUGH IS THAT SHE SUFFERS FROM MENTAL ILLNESS

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  2. WHAAAA!! @ AK, I would have LEFT work for that hook-up...HA!HA!

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  3. Sheeit! They might have had to catch me in the parking lot.

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