Miss England does a Vanessa Williams

The first black Miss England, track star Rachel Christie, had to turn in her crown after she beatdown Sara Jones, Miss Manchester, in gotdamn bar. They were fighting over this man:

Tornado from England's version of 'Gladiators' who happened to be Sara's ex. Sara presented texts to Ms. Christie that proved that her and Tornado were still 'communicating' and Miss England instantly went 'Chris Brown-live' on Miss Manchester in the pub.

Did you watch the VH1 Divas concert

VH1 Divas Divas Video

VH1 Divas Divas Video

VH1 Divas Divas Video

VH1 Divas Divas Video

VH1 Divas Divas Video

I was reluctant to watch this show because, while I consider some of the performers to be very good, I do not think any of them have paid the dues to be considered a true diva. I certainly balk at the idea of bestowing the title "diva" (with the positive connotation) on a teenager. Aretha Franklin is a diva. Whitney Houston is a diva. Celine Dion is a diva. Miley Cyrus and Jordin Sparks are NOT divas. Still, the show had some very good performances.

Paula Abdul hosted (thank you Vh1 for giving her a job) and almost fell off the stage during her performance. (Way to dispel those drinking rumors, Paula.) She also lampooned her American Idol replacement, Ellen DeGeneres, by donning menswear and a blonde wig and dancing around. It was good times, I tell ya.