"The Black in him bought the Cadillac and the Asian in him crashed it..."

Wanda Sykes' take on the "Tiger Incident"

High Five to GLo

George Lopez took a rip at beleagured Michael Jackson physician Dr. Conrad Murray this week on his show.

"Did you hear that Dr. Conrad Murder(he then stops talking and looks at the audience) oops, Dr Conrad Murrrr.......Dr. Murray was in child support court to ask the judge to lower the dose before it kills him.

Lopez Tonight airs Monday through Thursday on TBS at 11pm Eastern.

Maybe he should have pulled an R. Kelly

Dave Chappelle was disqualified from the competition for the endurance title at the Laugh Factory in L.A. because he left the stage to use the restroom. Chappelle lasted five hours before nature called, prompting club owner Jamie Masada to disqualify him. "There are only two rules," Masada said Tuesday. "You have to continuously tell jokes that are funny and you can't leave the stage, even to go to the bathroom." Richard Pryor set the original record at the Laugh Factory by performing for two hours, 41 minutes, in 1980. Comedian Dane Cook broke Pryor's recorod 27 years later with a three-hour, 50-minute set. Chappelle raised the bar to six hours, seven minutes before Cook took the record back last year turning in a seven-hour, 34 minute performance..

Chickens need love too!

Fox News' Ernie Anastos had a little Freudian slip during an on air segment about chicken.

"Somebody's Gonna Get a Hurt Real Bad...Somebody."

Comedian Russell Peters take on beating your children....

Chappelle Tries the "Flash Mob" Thing in Portland

Reclusive comic, Dave Chappelle, surprised downtown Portland, Oregon by performing a giant free one hour stand-up comedy event at about midnight Tuesday at Pioneer Square. The event was only rumored on Facebook and Twitter, but drew a huge crowd despite the late hour it was held(and there's nothing else to do in Portland at any time of the day).Turning on an amplifier described as "the size of a toaster," Chappelle addressed the audience, most of whom could not hear him, thanking the Portland Police for being "kind enough not to arrest me." His guerrilla comedy events seem to indicate something brewing for this comic genius.

Chris Brown has no career

Chris Brown has no career at the moment. Why am I still being subjected to the Slap Chop/Shamwow guy every other minute on TV?