Showing posts with label i'm rich bitch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i'm rich bitch. Show all posts

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Big Poppa put a ring on it


Remember that huge diamond they found in South Africa recently? Well, from the looks of it Big Poppa had it made into an engagment ring. Oops! Looks like The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Z. was tardy to the party 'cause Poppa is already married. Maybe it should be called a "reservations" ring because he obviously has standing reservations to drop in and dine whenever he wants.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Show of Hands....



How many of you asked your white girlfriend Susan to go see "All About Steve" at the movies this weekend and she was REALLY surprised when the movie started and everybody talked from the previews all the way to the end of the film (and the only other white people there were the ushers), how many of you took the kids to see UP for the fourth time and told them-no you ain't seein that again you'll be alone in theatre number 8, how many of you ladies had to pay off a bribe of a case Corona's, a liter and a half of Jack Daniels, 4 pizzas, a bucket of hot wangs, order NFL Ticket, and take the kids to the movies AGAIN so your man and his boys so the could watch the game on Sunday at your crib because he reluctantly took you to the movies on Saturday night, how many of you know a fine ass sista' named Frankie who goes to Spelman who swears she was an extra in this flick....

What I'm tryin' to say is Taylor Perry's, 'I Can Do Bad All By Myself' topped the boxoffice this weekend with a $24 million take. Five of the eight films of Mr. Perry's which usually open when there are slim or no new pickins at theatres have opened at number one.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Sheree Start Shopping at Safeway


Sheree was awarded the couple's 2006 Range Rover Sport, two $750,000 cash disbursements, primary custody of their two children, $2142 a month in support, shares of three of her ex-husband's NFL retirement plans and a share of his NFL 401(k) plan.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Chris Rock Takes 2nd Place on Forbes Richest Comedians List



Chris made $42 million last year primarily from film voice overs on Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa and his "No Apologies" comedy tour. Seinfeld was number one and he didn't do a damn thing last year.