Amy Winehouse wants to remarry her 'Blake Incarcerated'

British soul singer Amy Winehouse wants to re-marry her beloved 'Blake Incarcerated'. Reportedly, she has asked him to marry her again and he is over the moon. The couple split several years ago after a toxic rollercoaster relationship which included repeated drug overdoses and domestic violence. The couple was often spotted intoxicated and disheveled in public. Amy's family and fans thought they scored a victory when approximately a year ago Amy relocated to the caribbean island of St. Lucia to rest, recuperate, and re-evaluate the direction of her life. According to Amy she has been drug-free and wants to adopt children. Many critics speculate a reunion with Fielder-Civil will undo all the positive work she has done towards her rehab and personal growth.

Have you ever been this drunk?

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Shawne tells his side of the Tequila hangover

Shawne Merriman issued this statement through his attorney regarding his girlfriend Tila Tequila's claims he choked her over the weekend:

“On September 6, 2009, the San Diego Sheriffs Department responded to a citizens complaint that was initiated by Tila Nguyen (aka Tila Tequila). I was taken into custody based upon that complaint. At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided. We would all do our best to help a friend if we considered their actions to be detrimental to their personal safety. I in no way caused any harm to Ms Nguyen, however, paramedics were called and she was examined but no injuries were reported. She was released and has since returned to Los Angeles, California. There have been no charges filed against me. I want to thank the San Diego Sheriffs Department for their professionalism. I will continue to cooperate fully with the Department and I look forward to clearing my name regarding these false allegations. I want to put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers.”

Did Katt Williams just commit career suicide?

Did he just commit suicide or did he make himself relevant again by getting us to talk about him? Either way he looks high as hell!

I'm Just (Here for the Lortab)

Paula Abdul debuted her new single I’m Just (Here for the Lortab Music) on this week’s American Idol. Paula revealed in the June issue of Ladies Home Journal that she has been addicted to prescription painkillers for nearly 30 years. (Like we didn’t know.) Abdul began taking painkillers as a 17-year-old dancer for an unspecified injury. (Who was feeding her habit?) She then continued after a plane crash neck injury in 1993. (Why didn’t anyone confront her?) Paula checked herself into a posh California rehab spa to detox over Thanksgiving. Too bad we can’t tell she’s kicked the habit.